[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
This match is red-hot, let’s go
Before we start, I'll let you in on a secret

I've got my finger gun
Now let’s have some fun
Beneath the red shorts
I'M MATT FROM WII SPORTS!

[Verse 1]
Cuphead and his pal, Mugman
They missed the Omnibus
Here at Final Destination
It is just us

Colors weave into a spiral of flame
There's some costumes from some great indie games
As having the character, it's not the same
But at least it's not MEGALOVANIA AGAIN!

[Verse 2]
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS HERE
TO STRIKE YOU WITH FEAR
AS GUNNER, ONCE AGAIN
YOU KNOW, ALL
THAT WERE I TO BRAWL
YOU'D BE DEAD, MY FRIEND

There is no escape from the Master Mii's Wrath
You gonna get slap-chopped to death, do the math
Matt from Wii Sports shoot 'til you’re fried
Take the hit, your screen says, "YOU DIED"

I’m the Judge, Jury, And the Executioner
Matt from Wii Sports gonna send you to Jupiter
Matt from Wii Sports is done playing nice
So I'm boutta tag in my homie
KING DICE!

I’m Mr. King Dice
I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice
I'm the Devil's right-hand man

I can’t let you pass
'Cause you ain't bought Cuphead's duds
Give me your PayPal
And just send me money, bud!

Don't mess with King Dice (DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE!)
Don't mess with me (DON'T MESS WITH HIM)
Don't mess with King Dice (DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE!)
DON'T MESS WITH MEE (DON'T MESS WITH HIM)
Don't mess with King Dice (DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE!)
DON'T MESS WITH MEE (DON'T MESS WITH HIM)
Don't mess with King Dice (DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE!)
DON'T MESS WITH MEE (DON'T MESS WITH HIM)
[Verse 3]
Now you see, that you're just a pansy
When compared to me
Matt from Wii Sports
Decked in Red Shorts
Is taking victory

You've been trapped
About to snap
It's time to knock you down
Took his head
Now CUPHEAD'S DEAD
Matt from Wii Sports wears the crown

The memes will never fail
Even without Sans Undertale
We'll sow the seeds of dissent
'Til the Cuphead meme is spent

You tired of Megalovania?
I've got a new song for ya!
IT'S CALLED "FLORAL FURY"
And it goes:

[Verse 4]
Cuphead and his pal, Mugman
They missed the Omnibus
Here at Final Destination
It is just us
AT FENCING AND BOXING, I'M THE MASTER MII
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER WHEN I CRUSHED YOU ON THE WII
NOW I'M HERE IN CUPHEAD TO RUIN YOUR DAY
THOUGHT I WAS CUPHEAD? WELL, IT'S TIME TO PAY!

Let's get this party started
My power levels uncharted
IF I WAS A MII BRAWLER, YOU'D BE DEAD
YOU'D BE CATCHING THESE FISTS RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD

SANS AND K. ROOL, NOW BACK ME UP
WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS DRINK, RIGHT OUTTA THIS CUP
SO PREPARE TO GET MUGGED BY THE GUY FROM THE WII
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM ME!

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS YOUR GOD NOW
BETTER GET DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW
NOW BACK AGAIN WITH THE MEMEY RHYMES
THOUGH WITH CUPHEAD INSTEAD OF UNDERTALE, THIS TIME!

You can't hope to face my FIST!
Now I'll crush you, get the GIST!

[Outro]
Who's on the DLC?
Who's next for the Master Mii
To beat the tar out, in my Mii Suit?

Won't you think It'd be nice
If they heeded my advice
And added my boy
CRASH BANDICOO-