[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then lets go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've got my Gaster Blaster Gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Maybe this joke's no longer witty
BUT A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITYTM

[Verse 1]
START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY YOU NOW BUILD THAT LEGOtm CHOPPER
WITHIN THE RIVER OF OUR TOWN
A MINI-FIGURE'S GONNA DROWN

OFF TO THE RESCUE THE COPTER GOES
BEFORE THE MAN ENTERS HIS DEATH THROES
LOWER THE LIFLINE TO THE GUY
BEFORE OF HYPERTHERMIA HE DIES

[Verse 2]
Grab the stretcher, send it down
We can't have a man float away in the town
He's up the creek without a paddle
Quick call 9-1-1!
Now lets make the rescue, quick
Before the rivеr makes him sick
We should call a ambulance
'Causе pneumonia's no fun

[Verse 3]
Thuppa-Thuppa-Thappa
The rotors go
Quick, to the rescue
Save the man in the river made of LEGO
Help the rescue copter catch up to the river's flow

Lower the winch, bring him to safety
The emergency collection does way more
Than rescue cats from trees
Take, for instance ,saving the man from the river in LEGO Citytm

[Bridge]
The rescue copter
Is your savior

Need a way to rescue people fast?
The new rescue copter's on the task

(Some assembly required) No need to ask
But building that thing is sure to be a blast
Now quick, off to the rescue
The copter's here for me and you

[Interlude by The Brickster]
Ha ha ha!
Oh, goody! A pizza!
It's time for the wicked Brickster to make his grand return

[Verse 5]
The Brickster's always got a scheme
And now I'm right here in this meme
To your new copter I'll take the hammer
So just try and keep me in the slammer

Your rescue copter's shot
Once I unleash the Brickster Bots
With spicy pizza I gain power
So just try to knock me off my tower

A man has fallen into the river of Lego Citytm
A man has fallen into the river of Lego Citytm!
Start the new rescue helicopter, HEY

[Outro]
There's not just one you bet
There's tons of other LEGOtm sets
All with various helicopters
To make MEGALOVANIA a bop, er
Who'll build the helicopter? HEY!
How 'bout we call our girl
SHANTA-