[Intro, Sans]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret

We've reached 25K
I'm feelin' generous today
So you know what we gonna do?
MEGALOVANIA SUGGESTED BY YOU!

[Popple]
You palookas thought I wasn't tough
Turns out Daddy Sakurai thinks I got the stuff
Now I'm in Smash to make your life hard
Then I'm gonna steal your credit card!

The Mario Bros. think that they're the chief
Those palookas didn't expect the Shadow Thief!
So open up your ears and listen to me
Your boy Popple's gonna give you a bad time, see?

[Magolor]
The most OP Dream Friend is here
My magic will make you cower in fear
I'm loaded up with microtransactions
Now you'll face the sanctions
I'm a "deceptive egg", they say
In my ship, I will be flyin' away
So hand over the money you'll pay
'Cause this Sunday is Magolor Day!

[Toad]
Don't you people know that I'm the best?
Come to my Toad House, let's play a game
And put your luck to the test
You will get a random item from this chest
YAHOO!

[Donkey Kong]
Firin' in spurts from my coconut gun
I'll shower you in coconut cream pies for fun
Touch my hoard and I shall destroy everyone
(DK! Donkey Kong!)

[Napstablook]
Uhh, hey, yeah, i'm here too
I-i'm a ghost...
Ooooooooooohhhh.... booooooooooooo....

Napstablook is here
My spooky tunes you'll hear
[Mike Wazowski]
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
(SO HELP ME!) SO HELP ME GET BY
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
(SO HELP ME!) I JUST GOTTA CRY!

[Mii Gunner]
This Mii gunner's got death in their eyes
But it ain't Matt from Wii Sports this time
Default Mii Gunner's time to shine
And sing the skeleton rhyme

Point my gun, and I'm gonna shoot
I'll give you haters all the boot
I'm not the usual Mii, you know
I'mma give you a bad time, tho!

[Patrick Star]
Patrick's here to talk the talk
While lying under my rock
I'd say this meme's a success
Maybe it's the way you're dresse-

[Mii Gunner, interrupting]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on!
We're not done with this shoot!
We got more characters 'neath the Mii suit!
[Sakurai]
This isn't a normal Smash Direct
My latest pick will get you wrecked
I made the game; all you see was made by
The hands of Masahiro Sakurai

[Marionette]
Scaring guards back in '83
Wind up the box or else you're meeting me!
I got laid off 'cause Fazbear couldn't take the heat
So now I'm a bellhop at the MARRIOTT SUITES

[Heavy Weapons Guy]
PUNY SKELETON WAS TOO WEAK TO FIGHT!
NOW HEAVY'S HERE TO SHOW OFF HIS MIGHT!
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY GUN
TIME FOR ALL YOU COWARDS TO RUN!

FROM THE BADLANDS WITH PLANS OF PAIN
BRAWN WILL ALWAYS OUTMATCH BRAIN!
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH SASHA!
OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FORCE OF MOTHER RUSSIA!

[Bob (Tem Shop Temmie)]
TeM iS heEr 2 mak u pay!!11
YayA!! tEM bak frum cool leg 2day!
Com v2 DiSh ot ryMING SKOOLING!
Hi. My name is Bob

[Giorno Giovanna]
I, Giorno, have a dream
Sing a verse within this meme
You face the man
With the golden Stand
Who'll bring virtue to the mob!

[Aqua (Konosuba)]
Bring the raging waves upon the squirt
Aqua Konosuba's gonna pound you in the dirt
You better watch out; the water goddess is on alert
(There's my good deed for the day)

[Ganondorf (SSBU)]
Lord of Darkness Ganondorf has come to call
Hero of Time, the Triforce of Power will bring your fall!
Cross me, and you meet a full-force DORIYAH
(DORYAH!!!)

[Bandanna Waddle Dee]
Spin my spear around
Waddle Dee's gonna go to town!

[Steve]
Makin' brown bricks on the ground
Minecraft Steve gonna take you down
With the help of the last character we got
Steven Universe Peridot

[Peridot]
With my metal powers, I could beat a god!
So you better not step up to me, CLOD!

[Sans]
Heh heh heh heh heh
Kept you waiting, huh?
It's time for the real Sans Undertale
But be careful what you wish for~

There's lots of real sans out there
Lyric megalovanias everywhere
So give juno and alex a little rest
And let 'em make their little jest

Why do you want me to sing this song again?
You know that it'll be the same
'bout killing children and, well
The line "kids like you should be burning in hell"

The joke is that sans
Doesn't sing the song
The joke is that sans
Doesn't sing the song
Ah well it's a special occasion i'm feeling generous

You got your sans, now I'm done
Come on, folks, it's all in good fun!
Now do as Sakurai says
"Never ask me for anything ever again"

It's time for me to drop the mic
And mention another character how about Mario's
SPIKE-

[Juno, in text]
Thank you for 25,000 subscribers
Here's to the next 25,000