[Fake intro with Bowser, Hotel Mario, and Gay Luigi]
MUHUHUHUHUHAHAHA
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
I hope she made lotsa SPAGHETTI!
Luigi, look!

It's from Bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa hotels!"
You know what I say to that, Bowser?

Do you wanna have a bad time?

[Intro]
This wasn't the usual start, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go
Judging from the scene, you already know
It's me, HOTEL MARIO

[Verse 1]
We came expecting spaghetti
But now I'll make Bowser regretti
It's time to take a vaycay
We're gonna ruin Bowser's day!

Kidnap Toadstool, you'll answer to me
Hotel Mario and Gay Luigi
It's time to make a Koopa roast
'Cause you already know, all toasters toast toast
[Verse 2]
Lakitu get off my cloud
Hotel Mario's big and loud
Bowser gonna hear that sound
When we have our fun

The brothers won't take it anymore
So we gonna shut those Koopa doors
Bowser knows that we'll foreclose
Each and everyone

[Verse 3]
Du-du-du-du, Du-du-du-du
Through the halls
Gonna stomp every Koopa Troopa that dares to bounce off the walls
Morton's Tree Hotel is facing an early fall

Huff and puff to blow Roy's house of bricks
Destroy Larry's cave, and get to the skies
To stop Lemmy's bag of tricks
Spooky, scary Ludwig's butt's the next to kick

[Verse 4 with Hotel Mario and GRANDAD]
Wendy's pennies can't pinch back
When GRAND DAD'S
On the attack (GRANDAD!)
FLEENTSTONES!
WE'RE THE FLEENTSTONES!
NOW YOUR GONNA FEEL THE CAVEMAN'S RAGE!
FLEENTSTONES!
YES, THE FLEENTSTONES!
GONNA SMACK YOU INTO THE STONE AGE
GRAN DAD, GONNA SEND YOU IN THE STREET!
GONNA HIT YOU WITH THAT YABBA DABBA YEET!

[Interlude with CD-I Ganon and I.M .Meen]
Give me the infinity stones
And I will make you the greatest face in Koridai
Or else you will DIE!

The power of the stones will be MINE!

[Verse 5 with I.M. Meen and Hotel Mario]
Oh, look, what clever plumbers
See them shutting all those doors
How I hate those goody-goodies
How they make me puke on the floor!

I've got a little secret
That'll really make 'em cry
It's a nasty kind of magic
From a special kind of guy!
Bowser Koopa is a dirty oil tycoon
Bowser Koopa is a dirty oil tycoon
And now a pasta break; I'll leave it to you Luigi

[Outro with Gay Luigi, Hotel Mario and I.M. Meen]
And now we need your aid
To stop the Bowz's charade
So check the Enclosed Instructions Book
Go on, and take a look! (I'LL ENCLOSE YOU IN MY BOOK)
What are you doing?
No! That book! It can't be!
IT CAN'T----
EEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE!

[Epilogue with I.M. Meen, CD-I Ganon, and Gran dad]
With those goody-goodies and their enclosed instructions book out of the way, nobody can stand against the forces of chaos!

The resistance's strongest fighters have already fallen to the snap. I have taken the king's dinner blaster as a trophy

We will be rewarded handsomely!



No...

Hotel Mario...

I will avenge you...

I WILL YABBA-DABBA-DESTROY I.M. MEEN!!!