[Intro]
You're not my usual kid you know
WAH-na have a bad time? Let'sa go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've-a got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Expecting Sans to do the rhyme?
TOO BAD!
WALUIGI TIME!

[Verse 1]
Been stuck as a trophy since Brawl
Waluigi's here to smack you all
I'll lob you like a Tennis ball
My backhand's backed you 'gainst the wall

Waluigi's here to stay
Tennis and parties Waluigi plays
Tired of MEGALOVANIAs every day?
YOU'RE GETTING MORE MEGALO ANYWAY

[Verse 2]
Waluigi gonna win
When he memes the skeleton song
Oh, yeah! Here we go!
It's WALUIGI TIME!
Pull back the plunger and watch the people complain it's wrong
MEGALOVANIA is mine!
Sans Undertale cannot function
When I dance the Dance of Destruction
You don't know what to do
When you face my wrecking crew
There is no escape from Waluigi's might
There's no running from this fight!

You face the pinball king
MEGALOVANIA I sing
Waluigi is a pro
Waluigi's doing fine
(Even though Piranha Plant ate my invite)
WALUIGI'S HERE TONIGHT!

[Verse 3]
Who sings the funny skeleton song?
You don't get to choose
Don't you people know, it's Waluigi Time!
I'mma gonna win, cheaters gonna lose
Sans Undertale's head will be mine

Dancing, dancing, look at me
The spotlight shines on Waluigi
I'm feelin' fine and fancy free
(And I'm way better than some Mii!)
Smash and Smash until I die
There is no Smasher great as I!

[Bridge]
EH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!
Come on, Wario!
Join in on the fun, EH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!
OH YEAH!
IT'S WARIO TIME! WA-HA-HA-HA!

[Verse 4]
Joker's presence is a joke (Wario's here to bust a rhyme)
Hero's inclusion makes me choke (And to hog all the glory)
Banjo-Kazooie? Literally who? (Greed is good)
(And this song is mine)
Weren't you sold to Microsoft? (That's the Wario story!)
In 2002?

Terry Bogard, don't you know the jury (I'll shake down Sans Undertale)
Doesn't know a thing about Fatal Fury? (And commit a heinous crime)
HA HA!
Byleth, the weapons of the three house lords (With my Garlic, I'll never fail!)
Won't hide the fact that you still wield a sword! (It's Wario Time!)

#ReuniteTheWarioBros
#ReuniteTheWarioBros
It has to be Waluigi Time!
[Outro]
I'm on my hands and knees
I gotta be DLC!
Maybe I'm in wave 2
But if I'm not, I know what to do

I'll seek the Infinity Stones
And I'll finally be playable in Super Smash Bros.!
EH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!