[...]
Matthew...
If you're going to call me, do it with my full name
Apologies, my friend
Matt, from Wii Sports
I've called you on a matter of utmost importance
Matt from Wii Sports...
We need you back
...
The Chaos Emeralds and the Infinity Stones...
They have fallen into the hands of those who would allow chaos to reign in the multiverse
We need you, Matt from Wii Sports...
...We need you back
Doctor. With all due respect, I hung my gloves up long ago...
The war...it's raged on for so long now...
All the more reason why you must return
Doctor... do you know how much the war has taken from us?
Hotel Mario and Gay Luigi...
The LEGO City Rescue Helicopter...
This loss is more than one man can take, Doctor
I know of such loss, my dear friend...The snap...
Papyrus....
...It took him away from us
I would not ask this much of you were I not this desperate
The team needs you... I need you
To undo what we've lost
To make sure we do not lose more...
...
Alright..
I'll join you again..
Word gets around. That kid...
Heard they were causing you some trouble
I'll consider it a warm-up
It's not easy dusting off the old gloves, after all
Light shimmers through the dark





[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? then let's go
Before we start, i've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've got my gaster blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Beneath the skull and gym shorts
I'm actually MATT FROM WII SPORTS!

[Verse 1]
SANS UNDERTALE HAD MISSED THE BUS
AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION IT'S JUST US
THIS MII GUNNER'S GOT DEATH IN HIS EYE
MATT FROM WII SPORTS, GONNA GIVE YOU A BADDER TIME!

I'VE TRAINED IN BOXING FOR A DECADE
NOW IT'S TIME FOR MATT FROM WII SPORTS TO BRING THE PAIN
SO HARD I'LL DRIVE YOUR KIDS INSANE
MATT FROM WII SPORTS, OF WII SPORTS FAME
[Verse 2]
At fencing and boxing I'm the Master Mii
You might remember when I first sang for this meme
Now I'm back in Smash to ruin your day
You thought I was Sans Undertale? TIME TO PAY!

Let's get this party started
My power level's uncharted
This time, the gloves are comin' on
Matt from Wii Sports at full force is here to brawl!

[Verse 3]
Colors weave into a spiral of flame
Matt from Wii Sports is the most powerful in the game
Now that I am back
You will face my full fury
NOW BOW DOWN TO ME!

Bear this torch against the cold of the sports
I'll do the default dance from the NITE of the FORTS
Have you ever wondered from whence my power grows?
It's time for me to show!

[Bridge]
Matt from Wii Sports
I'm your god once more
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK WITH MY FISTS UNCHAINED!
MATT FROM WII SPORTS GONNA MAKE IT RAIN!
WITH A ONE-TWO PUNCH YOU GONNA FEEL THE PAIN!
WITH A UPPERCUT, GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE TWAIN!
COMIN' AT YA WITH THE PLAYS BIG BRAIN!
MATT FROM WII SPORTS GONNA RISE AGAIN!

[Verse 5]
Kremling Krew Kameo!
One more time, boys!

(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE MASTER MII'S WRATH
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAP-CHOPPED TO DEATH
DO THE MATH!
(Hail to the king, to the might of which we sing)
MATT FROM WII SPORTS GONNA PUNCH YA 'TIL YOU'RE GONE
NOT THE BEST A B-BALL BUT YOUR GONNA GET DUNKED ON!
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
I'M THE JUDGE, JURY, AND THE EXECUTIONER
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
MATT FROM WII SPORTS GONNA SEND YOU TO JUPITER
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremling Krew)
TAKES ONE PUNCH TO BEAT THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
I'm only using 1% of my power!

Matt from Wii Sports likes fists in your gut
Matt from Wii Sports likes fists in your gut
Attention Youtube
Matt from Wii Sports has returned

[Outro]
You didn't expect to see me back
Matt from Wii Sports is on the attack
We're bringing back this epic meme
Because you said we've gotta assemble a team

So taking stock in what we've go in store-a
Maybe in Smash, we'll next see
SORA-

(thank you for 1 year of megalomemes)