Oh yeah! Waluigi Time!
Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Waluigi Number 1!

You Plumbers can't even function
When I dance the dance of destruction
So better follow instructions
Waluigi's moves are a-bustin'

Luigi's moves are disgusting
Mario's are worse than his plumbing
Both the brothers, Squares they be
When they're compared to WALUIGI!

Here comes the pinball king
The best guy to dance and sing
Mario can't do anything
Luigi's games are so boring

I'll beat you brothers at tennis
On the court, Waluigi's a menace!
Waluigi Busts a Rhyme!
Now it's Waluigi time!

You won't win my Music Key
I'm too quick on my feet!
Look at me, and you will see:
The spotlight shines on Waluigi!
I'm feeling fine and fancy-free
Greatest dancer in history!
It's-a me!
It's ALL about ME!

Waluigi is the bomb!
Fill the room with big Bomb-ombs!
Now that your music key is gone!
NOW GET OFF WALUIGI'S LAWN!

Dance and dance until I die!
There is no dancer as great as I!
It's-a me!
It's ALL about ME!

Waluigi's here spittin' fire
You're situation is dire
The stakes are just gettin' higher
You face the purple-clad liar

Mario should really retire!
Luigi's gonna get tired!
Both the brothers, Squares they be
When they're compared to WALUIGI!

Exploding onto the scene
Lean and mean, and better than green
The GREATEST you've ever seen!
The master of every meme!
I won't be stuck as assistance
I'll kick Luigi in his pants!
Waluigi Busts a Rhyme!
Now it's Waluigi time!

What the heck you gonna do
When you face my Wrecking Crew?
It's tough to follow through
When Waluigi busts a move

I'm feeling fine and fancy-free
Greatest dancer in history!
It's-a me!
It's ALL about ME!

Waluigi on a roll
Need no 25-cent toll
Waluigi gets the goal
WALUIGI'S STARRING ROLL!

You Plumbers can't even function
When I dance the dance of destruction
So better follow instructions
Waluigi's moves are a-bustin'

Luigi's moves are disgusting
Mario's are worse than his plumbing
Waluigi Busts a Rhyme!
Now it's Waluigi time!
Eh-hehehehehehehehe!
So Good!
Hahaha!
Wa!