[MAD MEW MEW, SUNG]
HEY! YOU! HANDS OFF!
Don't you know not to touch a gal?
YA KNOW THAT TICKLES! QUIT IT PAL!
You caught me in the middle of my mad chorale

You don't know who I am?
OHOHOHO!
That's just great, man!
I left that old life right behind me
Now I'm so kawaii!

Now I'm back in the attack
I saw this body just lyin' around
And you wanna know the epiphany that I had found?

Took one peek, my interest piqued
And I loved, loved, LOVED what I saw!
It was like a mirror
Truly! Truly! TRULY! IT'S ME!!
(Mad laughter)

And now I'm finally feelin' more like me
This could be
My new body!
But all I feel right now is enmity
There's a RAGE that boils at a thousand degrees!
Fusing's gonna take a while
I won't take denial!
DON'T LAUGH AT ME, CHILD!
You looked at me funny the other day
So the time has come for you to pay!
COMBAT! BLOODLUST!!
Time to Switch it up!
TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
This cat's about to blow you up! AHAHAHA!
Foolish! FOOLISH!
You can't run from me!
HOPELESS! HOPELESS!!
I'M NOT SOME TWO BIT DUMMY!

[MAD MEW MEW, SPOKEN]
WHADDYA MEAN I JUST RHYMED "UP" WITH "UP?!"
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', FALLEN HUMAN CHILD!
LYRICS WRITING IS HARD OKAY?!

Wondering where I got this body?
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?! HA HA HA!
Sure, I'll tell ya
I found it in a sciencey place
As soon as I saw this body, I just knew it was me, me, ME!

[MAD MEW MEW, SUNG]
What to do when otaku
Give you the body you truly desire
This is the moment I've waited for!
I'm feelin' like my SOUL's on fire!
Now this cat's on the attack!
All my dreams are about to set sail!
Time to write a new chapter
In the Undertale

In this body I am happy
Can't ya see it through the rage?!
This figure fills me up with joy
This ghost's life's gettin' a new page!

Now I really wanna fuse!
I can't lose
This bod I choose
This is my lifelong dream!
Eureka! Eureka! EUREK- ACK-!

[MAD MEW MEW, SPOKEN]
Ugh... this is harder than it seems

[MAD MEW MEW, SUNG]
Yeah, the transition has been kinda tough
It's been rough
I'm stuffed with fluff
But I just don't think fury is enough
...Maybe my SOUL isn't up to snuff?
But I'm sure that this is me!
Don't ya see?!
IT'S MY DESTINY!
Thanks to this brand-new body!
I GOT A BRAND NEW LIFE AHEAD OF ME!
New life! Cool life!
I'll be the greatest dummy!
Cool life! New life!
Oh, Undyne will ADORE me!
She'll stab me! She'll pierce me!
Wait... she's already got another?
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?!
I'll wish her well and respect her! Mew~!

This is one tough egg to crack
No matter how much I attack
It won't take my monster SOUL
I can't fail so close to my goal!
Maybe this doll's too complex; she
Won't accept my apoplexy!
How can I fuse, tell me how?!

[MAD MEW MEW, SPOKEN]
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' MEW MEW-KISSY CUTIE DOLL BODY!
I NEED YOU TO FUSE WITH ME NOW, NOW, NOW!!

[MAD MEW MEW, SUNG]
What in the world am I doin' wrong?!
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE SONG!
Why's it TAKING so long?!
Has anger been the wrong answer all along?
Is fury actually NOT that strong?
Tell me, tell me, what's the gist?
If the answer ain't bein' pissed
I just don't know what to do
Hey you, help me become Mad Mew Mew!

[MAD MEW MEW, SPOKEN]
(Gasping for breath)
Enough. ENOUGH. ENOUGH!
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!
NO MATTER HOW MAD I GET, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I FIGHT
I JUST CAN'T FUSE WITH THIS BODY!
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
...What am I doing wrong...?

H...Huh?
You mean I might have to try...
OTHER emotions?
You mean something like...
Like love?
Then, I...hm...
H-Human! Go ahead. Show me what love is!

H-Huh?
Such...such kindness!
It's makin' me FEEL somethin'!
It may be a while before I can truly fuse with this body, but
I think this is a start...!
Heh, to think that even though I hid here to be alone
I somehow made a friend!
Thank you. Thank you! THANK YOU!