Juno Songs
Back Alley Blitz Full Week WITH LYRICS
(All lyrics are sung by Whitty [Juno])

-Lo-Fight


(BF plays first -- then the alternation continues [Lo-Fight only])
Hey, kid, lay off me wouldja?
I ain't here to cause a ruckus

No need to escalate, yea?
I don't see no beef between us
Hey, bud I've got some news
While I've been working on my fuse
If you know what's good for you
You'll just let me do what I do

Don't want no trouble, no trouble
Don't want no trouble, no trouble

Don't mean no disregard
Don't gotta make this hard

Hey, kid quit pickin' on me!
Turn around, and just leave me be

Kid, you should be in school
Just drop the mic and it'll be cool
I'm tryin' not to blow
My therapist said days ago
That I'm prone to getting twisted
I don't wanna go ballistic
Don't want no trouble, no trouble
Don't want no trouble, no trouble

Ain't here to brawl tonight
Ain't here for a Lo-Fight
Step off!
Step off!
Step off!
Leave me alone!


-Overhead


I didn't ask to be here
I didn't ask to see ya
Kid your gettin' on my nerves
You don't wanna fate you don't deserve

Dontcha push my buttons
You better quit while you're ahead

Best take shelter from the bombs droppin' Overhead

You are squarin' up to fight?
"BOOM!" goes the dynamite!
Is that what you wanna hear?
Buzz off, little man, now disappear!

Hear the sirens, better get packin'

You don't wanna light the fuse
So turn that mic off, quit attackin'

Didn't wanna waste my precious time rappin'

Didn't want no trouble
Yet the trouble got me close to snappin'

Didn't ask to be on the run
And now you're jumpin' the gun
The countdown's ticking to one
I'm holdin' back megatons
Gimme room to breathe here, bud
'Cause if you keep on kickin' me
You'll learn the hard way that I'm not a dud

Bomb, bombing
Bombing

Bomb, bombing
Bombing
Still here, kid, I got some news
You are about to light the fuse
Best not draw the warhead's ire
Or you'll burn within the fire
Hear the sirens, better back off, chum

Piss me off more than I am
And you'll be blown to kingdom come

Mindin' my own business, I was
You got one chance to buzz off
Before I blow my stack
Explode and beat you blue and black
You have tried my patience, dude
You better mind your manners, pal
Before you make me go ka-boom

So, that's how it's gonna be?!
So, that's how it is, I see!
Best watch what you're 'boutta say
Or this'll be your final day!


-BALLISTIC


"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


YOU DIDN'T HEED THE WARNINGS
NOW YOU'LL KNOW AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

YOU PUSHED THE BIG RED BUTTON
NOW I'M DONE MAINTAINING MY DEFENSES

I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
SCATTERING SHRAPNEL, NAPALM SEARIN'

SKIBIDEE BAP MM DADA
THAT'S THE LAST THING THAT YOU WILL BE HEARIN'

BUD, DO YOU THINK A MAN LIKE ME
COULD JUST MOVE ON, OR JUST RETIRE?

NAH, WHITTY'S AT WHIT'S END
AND HE WILL END THIS BRAWL IN NUCLEAR FIRE

RUM-PUM-PUM
IN YOUR EARDRUM
UNTIL IT BUSTS AND LEAVES YOU BLEEDIN'

HOPE YOUR INSURANCE
COVERS THE WEE-WOO WAGON YOU'LL BE NEEDIN'

BREAKIN' AND ENTERIN'
BREAKIN' IT DOWN
Y'ALL BROKE INTO MY PERSONAL BUNKER

YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND BETTER GET DOWN
AIN'T ONE OF THOSE CHUMPS WHO'S TRYNA FUNK HER

HURLIN' HEAVY AMMUNITION

BRINGIN' BOYFRIEND TO PERDITION

HOUSTON, SEND MY FINAL MISSION

TAKE YOU DOWN WITH NUCLEAR FISSION

YOU AINT' READY

PALMS ARE SWEATY

MAY BE PETTY

BUT I'LL KEEP IT REAL

YOU ARE NOT MY

BIGGEST PROBLEM

AND YOU'LL NEVER

KNOW JUST HOW I FEEL

RUNNIN' FROM THE GREATER GOOD

HIDIN' IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

SEEKIN' OUT A BETTER LIFE

BUT I FIND NOTHIN' BUT STRIFE

LIFE'S LIKE A STICK OF DYNAMITE
AND YOU ARE THE SPARK THAT LIT MY WICK

YOU GOT THE COUNTDOWN STARTED
NOW YOU'RE 'BOUTTA HEAR THIS TIME BOMB TICK

TICK-TICK BOOM, I'LL MAKE YOUR HEART STOP

LOSE THE GRIN, AIN'T THAT KINDA BLOW JOB

AIN'T YO DADDY'S OLD SCHOOL MOLOTOV

THIS BOMB IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!!

NOW YOU'LL HEAR THE ROLLIN' THUNDER
REND EVERY ATOM ASUNDER
THIS'LL BE YOUR FINAL BLUNDER
I'MMA PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER
HIT YOU SO HARD, MAKE YOU WONDER
WHETHER YOU COULD GET ANOTHER
GIRL TO DATE YOU IF YOU LOST HER
WIT OF WHITMORE GOT YOU NUMBER

WHATCHA MEAN "HOW'D YOU GET THIS FAR?"
GOT NO CAROL, GOT NO H.R

ALL I GOT IS NITROGLYCERIN
AND THE FUSE IT STILL A-HISSIN'

YOU LIT THE T.N.T

BUT THEY RIGGED THE BOMB IN ME

STUCK IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE
BLOWIN' UP, ONLY TO TURN OUT BURNT OUT

SPENT A LIFETIME BEING LOST
WAS NEVER FOUND, AND NOW I'M WORN OUT

THINKIN' 'BOUT IT NOW
AND THIS MIGHT SOUND NIHILISTIC

BUT I THINK THE TIME HAS COME
AND I DESERVE TO GO BALLISTIC