Standin’ guard out in the fields of corn
Zardy make you wish you wasn’t born
Ooooooooooooooooooooh
You know the maze
It ain’t no place for a date
But if you stand your ground
The scarecrow ain’t gonna hesitate
Ooooooooooooooooooooh
RRRAH!
Boy, are you in for a scare!
Zardy’s here, there, everywhere!
Best get runnin’, don’t delay
Or in the corn your corpse will stay
Left foot, right foot, best to flee
You don’ wan’ be facin’ me
Scarecrow put you in a daze
Now you’re playin’ Zardy’s Maze
Once I get you, once you die
Turn you into pumpkin pie
Little Boyfriend gonna fry
Once I spy you with my еye
There ain’t no еscapin’ me
Make a Girlfriend fricassee
Give you to the count of three
Before the Pumpkin King is free
Oh-oh
Foolhardy!
You can run, oh
Foolhardy
You can’t hide, oh
Foolhardy!
Grab your gun, oh
Foolhardy!
Grab the mic! Oh
Sow the earth and stain with blood!
Oh-oh!
Scatter ashes through the mud!
Oh-oh!
Foolhardy-hardy!
Come on, boy, Uncle Zardy knows
Where you hide; come out and face the hoe
Ooooooooooooooooooooh
Hungry for brains, and thirstin’ to slay
Gotta spill out your guns to water the maze
Ooooooooooooooooooooh
Wandered through, but at what cost?
Boy, in my maze, now you are lost
In the pumpkin patch you crossed
Zardy ‘boutta leave you squashed
Twilight is the haunting hour
‘Boutta thresh you like flour
Through the corn, the specters scour
For naughty children to devour!
Now this fiendish farmhand’s on the offensive
Any small mistake from you could wind up expensive
Boyfriend here has got the gall
To stick around this maze to brawl
On and on the rapper drawls
To stop himself from getting mauled
Foolhardy boy
In the dark of the maze
You’ll fall!
Foolhardy!
You can run, oh
Foolhardy!
You can’t hide, oh
Foolhardy!
Grab your gun, oh
Foolhardy!
Grab the mic! Oh
Runnin’ through the maze alone!
Reap the seeds that you have sown!
Oh-oh!
Foolhardy-hardy!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Oooooh-ooooooooh!
Dare enter my domain in dead of night
Foolish Boyfriend, now you’re in for a fright
Oooooooooooooh
Ooooooooh-oooooooooh
Knew all the risks, and still you two came?
Well, now, you ain’t gettin’ out, my boy
It’s really quite the shame!
RRRAH!
In the burning of the light
Zardy fadin’ out of sight
Put you in so rough a plight
I didn’t think you’d stay and fight
Though this scarecrow disappears
You shall not escape your fears!
Once the batteries deplete
You’ll be starin’ down defeat!
OH, this scarecrow don’t play nice
Once I’m back, you’ll pay the price
Grind you up like pumpkin spice
So go on, Boyfriend, roll them dice
Going, going, won’t be gone
Not until the light of dawn
Think you’re safe, boy? Think you’ve won?
DON’T YOU KNOW THE CHASE IS ON?
You can’t pull the weeds you please
You’ll be beggin’ on your knees
Scared and frightened, you gon’ freeze
Scarecrows all deaf to your pleas
You thought light could this war
But I’ll soon be back for more
You can’t fathom what’s in store!
Zardy gon’ have his encore!
RRRAH!!!