[Bigger and better than ever!]
'BOUTTA BE A WARM DECEMBER!
LET YOU [Steal] THE [Fountain]?! NEVER!!!
[Don't touch that] [Lever]

PERHAPS I HAD TO CHANGE THE PLOT
BUT FACE IT, [Bambi], YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT
AND [Hochi Mama] DOES IT FEEL
LIKE [$4.99], BOY, WHAT A [Death]

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
YOU [Killed the Dinosaurs?!]
BUT I'M TOO HOT!
IN MY [New Deal], KID, THERE'S NO SPOT
FOR A [Doe-eyed Dumbass] TO CAST HER LOT
ONLY [cold] [Singles] LEFT TO STAND
ONCE I [Crush (Orange)] YOU
LIKE A [Crush (Orange)] CAN
I’LL [Proceeds to charity] WITH MY PLAN!

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
[Commemorative ring] THAT TIED THE KNOT
[Best Buy] I MADE SINCE '97
FOR THE [Lock & Lock]
AT THE GATES OF [Heaven]
I SEE THE [Strings]
ON YOUR SOUL THROUGH THE SNOW
ALTHOUGH
[You aren't my usual kid, you know]
[My name is] SPAMTON [Giga]
TO THE SKY I'VE CLIMBED
[With the power of] [Giga]
GIVE YOU A [Champion time!]

[SAVEing the] [Fountain]
FOR THE [Freedom] I HOLD [Deer]
[Then one foggy] [KRIS][mas Eve]
PERHAPS GOD WOULD LEND AN [Eyes]

[Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,]
DRAG YOU DOWN TO [Heaven]
OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO [Die]
IN [1997]

THINK YOUR [Pipis] IS SO [BIG SHOT]
SINCE YOU GOT [Soul]?!
BUT I'M [Big]GER!
BUT I'M [Shot]ER!
I'LL BE FREE AND WHOLE!!1!

WHAT THE [!?$#] GOES DOWN
THERE IN YOUR QUIET TOWN
TO LEAVE YOU [All alone]
IN THE [Freeze]ING SNOW?!
YOU'RE FREE!!!
[H...a...p...p...y...]
GIVE THAT [Soul] TO ME!!!!

[I've come to make an announcement]
[Save 15% or more on] A TROUNCIN'!
A GOOD [Bisnessman] GETS POUNCIN’
NOW YOUR [Severance Check] IS BOUNCIN’!

THAT [Bulldozer] AND [Twitter.com]
SAVED YOU FROM MY [Rope] AND [Bombs]
SINCE YOU [Let it go] FOR KRIS
YOU'LL DIE BY [Super Laser]
[Pipis]

TOOK THAT CHANCE TO ANSWER THE [Phone]
THAT CALL’S FOR ME, KID!1
THROW ME A BONE!
SUCH [Genorisity]! YOU'LL SOON [Atone]
A DEAL'S A DEAL, GIRL! PAY YOUR LOAN!

BIG ARMS, BIG SHOTS, WE GOT IT ALL
THESE [Goods] SEND WINTER INTO [Fall]
[A back-to-school sale]
WITH THE POWER OF [whale]
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON WILL PREVAIL!
THOSE [Schmucks] STOOD NO CHANCE
NOW YOU [Wear thе pants]
YET YOU WANNA BRAWL!?
[We are issuing a product recall]
I'LL LIQUIDATE ALL YOUR ASSETS
A [Hot, Hot Deal!] YOU WILL [Regret]

YOUR JACK[Deer]ERY
WON’T [Scrеw over] ME!
THIS IS MY [City]
[Please just let me free]
USED [mY pReCioUs]
[Investmence] IN MIGHT
AND NOW YOU'RE
[Gettin' freaky on a Friday night, yeah!]

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW HARD I TOILED?!
WHY SHOULD YOU COLLECT THE SPOILS!?
I'M THE [Hottest guy in Havana], GOIL!
[And here we are!] [You will be boiled.]

GIVE ME BACK MY [Hyperlink blocked]
YOU TALK THE [Talk]
BUT DON'T WALK THE [Walk]
BENEATH MY [Foot Locker]
THE CITY ROCKS!
LEAVE ME THE [Fountain]
OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS!

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
WON'T TAKE THE [Freedom] THAT I BROUGHT
WITH [Luck] AND [Pluck]
THIS SALESMAN FOUGHT
FOR [Prizes], [Hotsingle], AND [yacht]
AND AS THE DOW JONES RISES AND FALLS
THIS [Big Bull] RULES IT ALL!

[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT]
THE BIGGEST OF ALL! IS THAT 4LL YOU GOT?!
PUT ON THE [Big] GIRL PANTS YOU BROUGHT
BUT YOU'RE JUST A [Jitterbug]
I WILL SWAT!
ONE [Final Offer]
THE [Big]GEST DEAL THAT I WILL SHOW
[Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go]

THERE'LL BE NO MORE [Pain]
YOU WON'T [Freeze] AGAIN
FACE A TRUE [Salesman]
WHO'LL SPLIT YOUR HEART IN TWAIN

YOU CHOSE [Freedom]
AND PAID ZERO [kromer], KID
BEIN' [AHNOLD] WON'T SAVE YOU
FROM WHAT YOU DID!

THROW YOUR [Ice cubes] ALL YOU LIKE
THEY'LL DO NO HARM
HEATERS RUN TO KEEP MY [Cungadero] WARM

I'M TOO [Big] TO FAIL!
SPAMTON G.'S UPSCALE!
[As per my last e-mail,]
NOW I'LL END YOUR TALE!!

SPAMTON'S ON A [Hot streak], BABY!
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD
YOU CANNOT STOP ME, GIRL!

YOU'RE LOST
IN [Sauce]
I'M THE FINAL BOSS!!!

[I'm gonna be the king of] [Heaven]
[It'll be me!] [Number One '97]
THERE'S NO WAY THAT SPAMTON'S LETTIN'
SOME [Month-old Christmas cookie] GET IN!

COME ON, [Shake that bottom line]
THE [Fountain] SHALL BE [Mine, all mine!]
YOU GOT [Guts], THAT MUCH IS TRUE
BUT THIS WHOLE THING'S
MUCH [Big]GER THAN YOU!

[You're our thousandth customer!]
[Bombs] AND MISSILES BUSTLIN' HER!
[Big]GER! BETTER! [Bussin']ER!
[A winner is you!][No fuss][kromer]

SO HERE'S A [Specil] [Ride around town]
LET'S TURN THIS SHINDIG UPSIDE DOWN!
NOW [The whole city]
WILL BE REFORMED
IN [Earthquakes and thunderstorms]

HEAR THE [Pipis] CRY
HEAR THE [Pipis] FRY
I'M THE [Big]GEST, HENCE
MY [Towering defense]
IT'S JUST LIKE [Dave & Buster's]
AND GOLIATH
'CEPT GOLIATH'S THE ONE WHO TRIUMPHS!

[You are so] [so] [small!]
YOU JUST DON'T STAND TALL!
FRANKLY, I'M APPALLED
THAT YOU FIGHT AT ALL!
[Please remember to take your receipt]
ONCE IN MY FIRE YOU FACE DEFEAT
TRY TO PUT MY PLANS ON ICE?!
NOW YOU'LL WATCH THOSE NUMBERS RISE!!!