Juno Songs
Battle! Bede WITH LYRICS
(Spoken)
Bede:
You
You're the Gym Challenger endorsed by the Champion, aren't you?
What a joke
You are aware that the chairman is more important than the Champion, right?
I was chosen by the chairman himself, so that makes me more amazing than you!
I suppose I should prove beyond doubt just how pathetic you are and how strong I am
(Sung)
Who do you think you are?
Think that you've come so far?
You're not some "great hero"
Just 'cause Leon says so
For chairman outranks Champion, you should know!
Soon I'll show you why
You're not great as I
For I, Bede, was chosen
By the chairman, Rose, and
My might will surely leave your assets frozen!
The Galar League
Has a hierarchy
And you'd do well
To know your place!
Champion Leon's only here
By the chairman's grace!
This is the way of the world
And you should know
To stay in you line
You ought to know when to quit
Victory is mine!
Master of the psychic mind
Bede'll put you in a bind
Better get back to the grind
Stay in the lane you were assigned!
Beating you's a real no-brainer
For the Chairman's favored trainer
By the law, your team is lamer
Take the "L," smell you later!
(Spoken)
I'm just giving your Pokémon a little chance to shine. That's all
Hatenna, finish them
(Sung)
Show me what you've got
What the Champion taught
Prove your skill's not rot
Dare to take your shot
Against me, all your training's all for naught!
I am superior!
You are inferior!
Your stars are misaligned
Versus my mighty mind
You really ought to have resigned!
I will cull
Every obstacle
In my way
And win this melee!
Now I'll test my strats
On weaker prey!
This is the way of the world
And you should know
To stay in you line
You ought to know when to quit
Victory is mine!
Master of the psychic mind
Bede'll put you in a bind
Better get back to the grind
Stay in the lane you were assigned!
Beating you's a real no-brainer
For the Chairman's favored trainer
By the law, your team is lamer
Take the "L," smell you later!
(Spoken)
Oh dear, what have I been doing?
Whatever. Let's just get this over with
Gothita, clean this up!
(Sung)
I guess I failed to mention
You're not worth my attention
If I tried just a bit
I'm sure that you'd just quit
Though studying you has uses, I admit...
Chop-chop, let's end this game
This bout was really lame
I got what I came for
Now this is just a chore!
Why, you've done naught but give me quite the bore!
I could crush you
If I wanted to
But I feel
That'd be a waste
I'm a busy fellow, so wrap it up
And get out of my face!
This is the way of the world
And you should know
To stay in you line
You ought to know when to quit
Victory is mine!
Master of the psychic mind
Bede'll put you in a bind
Got get back to the grind
Fighting now was a waste of time!
Beating you's a real no-brainer
For the Chairman's favored trainer
By the law, your team is lamer
Take the "L," smell you--
(Spoken)
Wh-- I-- What--
You wot, mate?
I see... Well, that's fine. I wasn't really trying at all that hard anyway