Sans:
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret

You've flown too close to the sun
This is one poll you have not won
Reigen Arataka's doomed to fail
When he's up against Sans Undertale

Snowdin's bony brothers represent
Here to make Mob Psycho get bent
You may memes
But those memes are spent
Now's your chance to finally rеpent

Didn't endure bluе ice pops for so long
To not boost of my victory in song
Thought the polls for you
Could not go wrong
Sans was the master all along!

#Sanssweep all the way
Here to serve and here to slay
When the option to vote Sans is there
Then you better pray
I don't even quite know why
Tumblr thirsts for me, I'm just some guy
But I'm not complaining
Since I gave the college try

Going strong for seven years
Since Undertale's birth
I did not expect my existence
To hold so much weight and worth
But the end result
Just fills me up with mirth

Keep the memes coming, fellas. heheheh

It's a bloody battle
But I've now won the war
The people have spoken
The vote is settled
There is debate no more
I'm the guy that Tumblr.com sure adores

(though I could very much do without the blue popsicles)

The Sans Sweep
Has become Reigen's weep
For Ingo, the Onceler, and Komaeda
Black Hat, Bill Cipher, Spamton, and Guzma
All brave, all bold, all battled on
But no one could handle the skeleton

Now Sans Undertale's endin' Reigen's reign
And makin' Megalovania 'bout Sans again

King K Rool:
FINALLY!
AN EXCUSE TO BE ON THE CHANNEL AGAIN!
HERE COMES ANOTHER
KREMLING
KREW
KAMEO!!!!!

Sans:
King Candy, King Dice
Wheatley, Herobrine
Raymond, the clock, Doc Ock
And the warden
Sans Undertale had the be on the top
For the Reigen sweep to finally stop

Kremling Krew:
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE KING OF THE KREMLINGS
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE KING OF THE KREMLINGS
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE MIGHT OF WHICH WE SING
Sans:
The Milf crown, the Dilf crown
And the trophy of twink
Reigen's won everything
But the kitchen sink
If the kitchen sink
Means "The Sexyman Award"
Well, the winner of that?
I'm sure you've heard

Kremling Krew:
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE KING OF THE KREMLINGS
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE KING OF THE KREMLINGS
HAIL TO THE KING
TO THE KING OF THE KREMLING KREW

Sans:
Kanye West he likes
Fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Fingers in his ass

Papyrus:
Sans, what in God's name
Are you even saying right now?!

Sans:
Yeah I know
What you're thinking
"The punchline's that Sans doesn't sing"
But since a fallen child didn't choke
It doesn't count as killing the joke
So another election's in the can

Papyrus:
Sans, what in the deuce
Is a "Tumblr Sexyman?"

Sans:
No Papyrus don't