(Spoken)
Step right up folks, Step right up!
See Beepi the Clown dunk the cups!
Come now, chum, it's just a nickel
To put these soul stealin' sups in a pickle!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Sung)
On ticket for admission
To the carnival escaped from Hell
It's my mission to avoid perdition
(But I'm sure that you could tell)

Here on this corny island
It's a FUN-der-ful and joyous place
Come on, why ain'tcha smilin'?
Have a pie, right to your face!

Up and down on the merry go round
Hey! Set the stage for Beepi the Clown
You're in trouble with the circus in town
Them little cups is goin' down!

You must be THIS tall to collect my soul!
And you're a littlе short!
Click, clack, on the track
Leap the Dips is on thе attack
Dodgems beat ya blue and black
While the flyin' swing picks up the slack

Cuphead gets the whip
Mugman falls off the swinging ship
This harm-y carnie's got a grip
On his soul, so bye! Enjoy ya trip!

Crest that hill, and now you're on the Cyclone
For his sin, the clown shall not atone!

If you screw with me
You'll be down in St. James Infirmary
The midway's here to slay, you see
So turn around on the count of three

Up and down on the merry go round
Hey! Set the stage for Beepi the Clown
You're in trouble with the circus in town
Them little cups is goin' down!