(Ghost, Chorus, Skeleton)

ALL ABOARD!

The train of the dead is right on time
If you wanna board, you must die
But you're in luck, kids! Your chance is nigh!
I spy with my eye your ticket to ride!

The specter's lose
In the caboose
No one can choose
When the Reaper comes to call!

You'll need a hand
Breakin' my brakevan
You understand
The train departs at evenfall!

You're ridin' the flat line
This contract is all mine!

Chuggin' down the track
Ghosts and ghoulies back on the attack
Six feet underground
Yes, that's whеre you'll be when thе whistle sounds
Turn around and head
Back the way you came or you'll soon be dead
But just in case you are
Then we'll save a seat in the sleeping car!

You'll fall sooner or later
To the break operator
See your future on the rails
When you hear our ghostly wails

So head to the dining car
Where your fellow chinawares are
And count worms in the aftermath
Of our railroad wrath!

We're still on schedule, tickets please!
Them's just the rules, so cease your pleas!
Though you get down on hands and knees
This old conductor won't be appeased!

Your life is forfeit once you board the train
Try to cheat me, you're in for a world of pain!

You want to ride, wait fifty years, then come again
Dying to come inside?
You sure will be, once you're slain!
Chugga chugga, choo-choo!
Ooga-booga, boo! Boo!
Chugga chugga, choo-choo!
Ooga-booga, boo! Boo!

Next stop is Death's stop
Chugga chugga, choo-choo!
Ooga-booga, boo! Boo!
And you'll drop
Chugga chugga, choo-choo!

On the Phantom Express!
You'll fall, you're going under
Courtesy of the conductor
Try and step up to me
You'll get your ticket for free

The final stop, the coach is full
For the guests at your funeral
Here lies Cuphead, in the path
Of our railroad wrath!