[Banjo, Kazooie, both]

[Verse 1]
Guh-huh!
Hey-ho, it's been a while!
Hope you're doing well!
It's been years since our last Nintendo console!

Raring to go we are
And we're feeling swell!
And let's maybe NOT talk about that game with the cars and so!

Come let the news be heard
Cheer for the bear and bird
Go out and spread the word
The most iconic duo's back!

Banjo-Kazooie
Heroes of Spiral Mountain
Been away so many years
We almost had to stop a-countin'!

[Verse 2]
Never run away!
We're here to save the day!
Make Gruntilda say:
"UNCLE! MERCY, PLEASE! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
And then get back to watching TV
It's been way too long!
Since our last collect-a-thon!
Toot the kazoo, strum the banjo
Play the song 'til the sun is gone!

It's been so long since Grunty stole my sister
And tried to get revenge in the sequel

Now I'm back with Diddy!
And the folks will ask for more!
And if we're lucky, maybe we'll get a three-quel!

Come let the news be heard
Cheer for the bear and bird
Go out and spread the word
The most iconic duo's back!

Banjo-Kazooie
Heroes of Spiral Mountain
Been away so many years
We almost had to stop a-countin'!

[Verse 3]
Hey-ho, it's been a while!
Nearly twenty years!
Unless your counting Nuts and B--
UGH, I told you not to bring that one up!
Hey, come on, at least give it credit for being conceptually
Interesting
The idea of creative problem solving
Should be cultivated in the game-playing youth! Guh-huh!
Oh, I know but we can't promote... ya know...
"The M-Word"
In a Nintendo game!
But the copyright statement's right on the title screen...
Alright, alright, if we keep breaking the fourth wall like this
We're gonna miss the last verse!
Uh-oh, that's coming up, isn't it?
Yeah. Uh-huh
...Banjo
What?
I can't think of any more rhymes for this part!
Quick, improvise some witty banter!
That oughta keep the viewers at home distracted long enough to forgive us!
Uhhhhh....
NEVER MIND! OUTTA MUSIC! SING THE THINGY!
Right! Uh-huh! A-HEM--

[Outro]
Now play the fanfare!
Cheer for the brown bear!
And for the Breegull
It ain't illegal!
Still want that sequel!
Banjo-Kazooie's back in town!
Guh-huh!

(Whaddya think of that, Kazooie? One take!
Huh. Well, you were a little sharp on that one part
Aww, lighten up
Ah, whatever. We can just tune it later
Guess we'd better ship this out as quickly as possible
So that we can milk our release in Smash Bros
Well, if we wanted to do that, we coulda just asked that skeleton to sing that song again!
Hey. Hey. This isn't the channel where the skeleton sang the song, okay?
Wait, right. Wasn't that the kid?
Bah, doesn't matter)
Hey guys
Come on
The song's over
Get a move on already
(With any luck we'll get as popular as King K. Rool
Well, wouldn't that be swell?
HEY! YOU TWO ARE BLEEDING INTO THE CREDITS, GET OUTTA HERE! Freaky animals)
Thank you, disembodied voice I need a raise