(Sonic, Furnace, Starved)

Geez…
I haven’t seen a single animal for miles!
Looks like Ro-butt-nik’s been workin’ overtime…

TARGET SPOTTED

Eh? Do I smell… smoke?

PRIME DIRECTIVE: CAPTURE HEDGEHOG
TERMINATE BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY

Get a load of Egghead’s toys gone wrong!
This oven ain’t got the thrust to catch me!

DETECTING STATEMENTS OF DEFIANCE
ACTIVATE PARENT PROTOCOL:
SEEK AND DESTROY; TURN TO FEED

On nuts and bolts, the doc’s reliant
NOW BLEED
But a hero always stands tall
And this one’s got a need for speed!

TARGET ABSCONDING
ALTERNATIVE DETAINMENT NOW APPLIED
STAGE TWO NOW ACTIVE
LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED
Dude, that means nothing!
You’re always, like, six thousand steps behind!
Give up, my guy!
You can’t keep up with my stride!

ACTIVATING BOOSTERS
CALCULATING SPEED OF TARGET
LOCKING ON. ENGAGING PURSUIT

Come on, metal loser!
Step it up, and give a challenge
All you know to do is belch soot!

I AM SUPERIOR
TO ALL ORGANIC PREY
SUBMIT TO OUR AUTHORITY AND BE DETAINED

You gotta catch me first!
Think you can? No way!
I gotta live, fight another day!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
NOW ACCEPT YOUR FATE
FOR IT’S TOO LATE
I CALCULATE A 99.99% SUCCESS RATE
I’ll take those odds
But run that once again
My metal friend
‘Cause clearly you’ve forgotten how our battles usually end!

ACTIVATING OVERDRIVE
PREY ESCALATING CURRENT CHASE
ENGAGE: REROUTE COMBAT STRATEGY

Strategize all you want
You know I’m winning this race!
There ain’t no way some hunk of junk can outrun me!

FILTERING OUT VOICE OF THE TARGET
ISOLATING SOUND CUES; GETTING PROFILE
GO

Tired of my taunts and my banter?
Well, you won’t hear ‘em!
I’m gone by a mile!
ENGAGE

I HAVE ALL YOUR WEAKNESSES
SITTING IN MY DATABASE
YOU ARE YOUNG AND ARROGANT
YOU STYLE YOURSELF A CHAMPION
So you wanna talk again?
Well, you got one thing right, friend!
I’m the dude on Mobius
Whose heroism brings your end!

ALTERNATIVE METHODS NOW AUTHORIZED
MAKING TEMPORARY RETREAT
So give up the ghost
You overgrown toaster!
No more will you roast ‘em!

DETECTING BACKUP ARRIVAL
NOW PREPARING FOR HEDGEHOG DEFEAT
You better run! I’ll cut you down to size!
That’s right, pal! I’ve got you beat!

Looks like that bucket of bolts shoulda laid off the nitro this time around!
Hey! Red Head!
You miiiight wanna fix your toys!

You don’t even know your fate, hedgehog!
[Maniacal cackling]
It’s SUPPERTIME!

Yes, my greatest invention
Shall net me hedgehog stew!
It’s not even a question
I shall roast and devour you!

There are families and loved ones
That your hunger’s screwed!
But soon your vile scheme is done
You’ve bit off more than you can chew!

My genius ravenous
All Mobius shall be damned in oven’s fire
I’ll make a feast of evil ham!

You’re gonna hafta catch me first, Egghead
But, man! Just eat a Snickers!
There’s no need for this entire plan!

The taste of hedgehog has a rich, nuanced flavor
An exquisite prey, when it’s done quite well!

Your diet doesn’t do your skin any favors
Bald and wrinkly, red as a lobster’s shell!
Oooh, boy!
I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew!

Tenderize the meat through the fight
A chase in flight has worked up my appetite!

Not a single nose hair left, you’re a fright!
For supper tonight!
Your addiction has left you a sorry sight!

Seasoned by battle
You’re too slow!
Simmering in self-righteous fury
Cuts so sweet and juicy
Hedgehog is truly the most dangerous game
But all the same
You’re going to bake in my gluttonous flame!

We’ve done this song and dance before, man
You know I’m the hero, and I’m not referring to the sandwich
But you have a chance to make the switch
Your overgrown mad-cow disease’s
What got you in this sitch!

Dare to lecture me on my diet?
Dare to riot?
You shall soon join me at my table
After all, you are what I eat!

This ain’t your buffet
You had better keep away
That’s enough of a meal for the day!
You’ve got a twisted taste for meat!

Your flesh is a feast for a king
You cannot hide behind precious rings!

You’re nuts, but I still gotta bring
My A-game, my trademark hero thing!
Hah!

A little salty, I see?
Just add a bit of thyme
And a pinch of rosemary
Pepper to taste for me

For the fallen, I must free this world
From your starved insanity
Just like before, it’s a breeze!

Ooh, boy!
Hedgehog stew is soon!
Yes, soup’s on, Sonic!
I hope you’ll join my dinner table, too!

Blue Blur’s coming off the menu
How ‘bout an omelette instead?
Because I’m ‘boutta scramble you!

Preheat the oven for your doom!
Their pleas and their cries
Fall deaf as they fade into my food!

I am not lovin’ this new you!
And a small side of fries
Won’t soften my spin dash, dude!

Time to slaughter the fatted hog
Whose diet of chili dogs
Shall bite him, as he is ground to veal!

It’s over easy
And though I feel queasy
Ooh, boy!
Seein’ my foe this way
I’ll make sure that it’s your final meal!
I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew!

Man!
You sure love scramblin’ your own plans, don’tcha-