[Peppino]

Pizzaface's laser looms above-a my pizza place!
He's-a gonna blow my-a pizzeria into space!
Look at-a him! A-laughing from so high up in the sky!
Already in the red, Peppino didn't-a need this guy!

Pizza Tower!
Kicking Peppino down while his luck is sour!
Pizza Tower!
Fortress of-a darkness, and-a pizza power!

Oh, Peppino, grow some meat-a-balls!
Get a grip! Your restaurant can't-a fall!
There's a danger in the tower's halls
Run and grab and dash-a up the walls!

Yeah, the tickin' clock is-a stressin' me!
Thirty minutes 'fore the laser's free
Climb the Pizza Tower hastily
Or I pay in blood the pizza fee!

Therе's no use putting off this chore
I need to save-a my pizza storе!
Why'd this quest fall to Peppino's hands?!
I'm-a only one Italian!
Foes of-a cheese and flour
Lurk in-a the Pizza Tower!
Gotta climb in half an hour
Or my restaurant's deflowered!
I don't think-a my pizza's ready
I don't think-a my mind is steady
Legs as limp as-a cold spaghetti
In the deep pits of regretti

[Peppino, Chorus]

Foes of-a cheese and flour
OH MY GOD! My time is-a running down!
Lurk in that Pizza Tower!
All cause of that meddling pizza clown!
Gotta climb in half an hour
Pizzaface's underlings abound
Or the restaurant's deflowered!
The tower echoes-a with the sound
We don't think your pizza's ready
Of Peppino's anxious-a hollering
We don't think your mind is steady
Because the pizza's bothering
Legs as limp as-a cold spaghetti
Old Peppino with a laser gun
In the deep pits of regretti
Can't stop-a running, or my shop is-a done!
Oh, Santa Maria!

[Peppino]

Trials and tribulations plague Peppino's restaurant
What's a chef to do when-a monsters threaten all he's got?!
Every stroke of-a rotten luck has left my shop to rot!
Now Peppino's forced to stop that pizza's evil plot!

Pizza Tower!
Kicking Peppino down while his luck is sour!
Pizza Tower!
Fortress of-a darkness, and-a pizza power!

I can't-a let my shop be overrun
So Peppino's going to get his gun
I'm-a stop that laser aimed at me
Or my name's not Peppino Spaghetti!