(Bowser's car enters)

[Intro: Bowser]
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
This ain't your Mama Mia's Mario Kart, chumps!
Lemme show ya what a real road hog looks like!

[Verse 1: Bowser]
King Koopa, comin' through!
Pimp my ride, and step aside!
Cruisin' and bruisin' you!
The traffic laws, I don't have to abide!

Here comes the mean machine
Vroomin', zoomin' to your doom!
Crush brothers red and green
And princesses and runty mushrooms, too!

Trucks and SUVs
Can't compare to me
When the Koopa Chase hits the road!
Tons of pure horsepower
Bring your final hour!
Start your engines
Your defences
Meet their end, since you SCHNOOKS are gon' get towеd!
[Interlude: Toad, Bowser]
Wait, what?
I'm not talkin' to you, shiitake-head!
Oh, ok. Wait, did he just call mе-

[Verse 2: Bowser]
Drivin' right down the street
You had better be afraid!
My might just can't be beat!
You'll kneel before the Koopa motorcade!

Hot rod is comin' hot!
Learn the true meaning of fear!
I'll show ya what I got
When I throw the clutch and shift the gear!

On my autobahn
Yes, your hopes are gone!
Watch your step, I haul heavy loads!
Think you'll get a kick
As these time bombs tick!
Start your engines
Your defences
Meet their end, since you SCHNOOKS are gon' get towed!

[Verse 3: Bowser]
You might have scratched my paint
But Bowser's gonna win this day!
Now time to bring the pain!
Vehicular manslaughter is the play!
I'm runnin' low on fuel
But you're still gonna get trashed!
This roadster's pretty cruel
So pedal to the metal, hit the gas!

Plumbers won't get far
Past my muscle car
I will mow you down, Mario!
Engine may be smokin'
But I still ain't chokin'!
Start your engines
Your defences
Meet their end, since you SHNOOKS are gon' get towed!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Outro: Bowser]
End of the road, schmucks! Bwa-hahahaha! AAH-HA-HA-

(Peach wrecks Bowser's car with a bomb)
Uh-oh
NOOOOO!

[Koopa Clown in the Car]

I'M NOT INSUUUUUUURED!!!!!