[Intro]
Mario Party!
It's so much fun!
Mario Party!
Fun for everyone!
Let's get this party started today
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[Song START!]
Thief...
You who stole my game...
Thief...
Feel the burning shame...

(BF sings here)

SINNER!
Welcome to a world
Of trepidation!
Clapped in irons
You face incarceration!
Didn't pay a single cent
It's time to play the consequence!
Now I'm upset
So pick up that pen 'cause:
(BF sings in the background in this section)
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!

Illegitimately obtained
You're a criminal, criminal
Now you'll feel the pain!
Punishment in equal measure
To ill-gotten plеasure
Illegal treasurе!

(BF sings here)

Oh, piracy, it's a crime!
It's no party!
Now you'll do your time!

(BF sings here)

Grab your stylus, do-si-do
In blood, you shall soon atone
You played with fire
Neared the sun
For stolen fun
Burn your wings
And hear you sing
Amidst suffering!
(BF also sings here)

Chaos is order
Fear is the law
You stole this software
For a quick guffaw

(BF still sings here)

Going up and down
On the Cherry-go-Round!

(BF, yet again, sings here)

Bold to assume
You won't be found!

(BF sings here, but under a spotlight and sad)

(Single-Verse Duet)
Naughty kids like you
Who love to steal!
Pull the curtain back, attack
You'll be the shy guys meal!
Feel the crushing guilt!
[From this point on, Hallyboo breaks the borders to look directly at the viewers, pushing game footage to the side]
Still here, haven't learned your lesson?
You will see
Just how Nintendo deals with piracy!
Your fate is tagged with the pirate flag
Because you're nothing but a scurvy scalawag!
Thought you could do what you want
Because a pirate's free?
Well, now you're trapped in a rap
With anti-piracy!
You better put your sins before your heart
Because this is where your SENTENCE starts!

[Final Section]
Trapped within a world
Of trepidation!
Clapped in irons
You face incarceration!
Didn't pay a single cent
It's time to play the consequence!
Now I'm upset
So pick up that pen 'cause:

(BF continues to sing until the end)
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!
PIRACY!
Is no party!
Let the show begin!

[FINISH!]
HAW HAW HAW!!!