[Intro]
We were- we were literally running past you
We were- we were vibing
We were not only vibing we were listening to Pigstep
Go on put it back on, go on I'll- l'll let you you vibe a bit longer
Well now we have to go through the whole song again we had to restart like twelve times
Can you hear it Wilbur
I can hear it
Come on Tecnoblade do the-
Nah I've bahhеd too much I have to wait a few turns
You got to Bahh, well i'm not rapping if you don't bahh
It's a hand in hand rеlationship

[Verse 1]
Ph1LzA
His name is Ph1LzA Minecraft and he is quite old
He is married to a women
Tecnoblade has golden crown
I am massive
I am massive
Wilber Soot is a musician
He sings about women which I find cool
Tecnoblade wears a gown and ya know gown he doesn't own knifes

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Wilbur your verse you ready?
His name is Tecnoblade and he wears a red gown
He has a crow on his head and he doesn't do drugs
Her name is Es and she uses TikToc that is funny to me
We are playing Minecraft and I'm cool and Vicstar (haha Tecnoblade)
We are playing Minecraft we are like Dream but Dream can not sing
Tecnoblade he has brown shoes I think that, is, interesting
I don't really know what to think the color of his shows don't mater that much to me (yuh)
Xxx (yeah) (uh)
Red (uh)
Colors (yuh)
Squares, squares, squares (heh) (ow)
I see clouds
[Verse 3]
His name is Wilbur Soot and he is a dirty crime boy
He just walks around being strange
I think he might be on a list
I don't know what his deal is
He probably dates Niachu
I should've not said that line
Anyway moving on I met him in real life
It was a vlog and Tobbo was there (yuh, mmm, yeah)
Bessy are you ready to take it away because I can not do this for much longer (yuh)
I'll pass it to Tecnoblade
Ok Tecno

[Verse 4]
I got more bling than a house wife of New York
Ranboo's dead; he can't handle this pork
In high school I was voted most tall
I can't think of cool so I am going to stall

[Verse 5]
I'm the law around here and you're a goon
Im gonna punt you straight to the moon
When I think of you I think of a stick
I am going to beat you with this brick

[Verse 6]
I can't listen to you it makes me fail
Your merch won't make a single sale
Go on now run back to your park
All you verses always miss the mark
[Verse 4]
I got more bling than a house wife of New York
Ranboo's dead; he can't handle this pork
In high school I was voted most tall
I can't think of cool so I am going to stall

[Verse 7]
Wilber, Wilber oh it's his verse you ready?
Wilber is not rapping so I am going to do a filler rap
It's very uncool and rather uncomfortable
Their is a birch tree oh

[Outro]
Please speedrun
Turn on the Dream music
Go go go go (yeah, yeah bitch yeah)