[Intro]
Pizza, pizza, pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza

[Chorus]
I'm no pizza
Do not order that
I don't want pizza
I don't want thin crust pizza
I don't want any kind of pizza
The last thing I want is pizza
I don't want 14
I want to die
Please don't accept donations
That just say 14.99, nine, nine
14.99
Why would you- oh my god message (inaudible screaming) don't donate and say that don't donate that
14.99
I am done (ahhh)
I am done (ahhh)
Look at me look at me
Look at me in the eyes
No more, no more, no more, no more

[Chorus]
I'm no pizza
Do not order that
I don't want pizza
I don't want thin crust pizza
I don't want any kind of pizza
The last thing I want is pizza
I don't want 14
I want to die
Please don't accept donations
That just say 14.99, nine, nine
14.99
Why would you- oh my god message (inaudible screaming) don't donate and say that don't donate that
14.99
I am done (ahhh)
Look at me look at me
Look at me in the eyes
No more, no more, no more, no more

[Outro]
I don't have anger issues
I'm calm, I'm cool, I'm collected
I'm a happy potato
All is good, everything is fine
We're all good