Douchebag Jon is ready to take over the field
Let's do this
Holy shit Rocket League you take forever to load let's go man I don't have all day right
I'm taller, faster, stronger, mightier, cooler, better looking, sexier, and I got a chick magnet on my car what do you got to say for yourself

Douchebag, Jon
Douchebag, Jon

I say Douchebag you say Jon
John
I say Douchebag you say Jon
John

Douchebag Jon coming, right over your head (haha)
Ice- icecream delivery

Douchebag, Jon
Douchebag, Jon

I say Douchebag you say Jon
John
I say Douchebag you say Jon
John

I'm tallеr, faster, stronger, mightier, coolеr, better looking, sexier, and I got a chick magnet on my car what do you got to say for yourself