[Verse 1]
If I had the chance to offer
Such a sight as when you saw her
Then I wouldn't have to wonder
Why you locked knocked me off your roster

[Verse 2]
Can't buy love so I bought liquor
Sick of cures that make me sicker
Whiskey always wets the winner
In the land of TV dinners
Whiskey always wets the winner
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