[Verse 1]
Well, I'm a cold beer at the end of the day
I ain't old, but I'm set in my ways
I'm a man with a plan and a taste for freedom
And I got thirty-four acres on the county line
Paid the last note, now it's mine, all mine
A white frame house with a front porch swing for dreamin'

[Chorus]
I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town
But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down
Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me
'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee

[Verse 2]
I keep on tickin' like a Timex watch
I'm a train rollin', you can set your clock
When you call me, you know I come runnin' to you right on time
All I'm tryna say is you can count on me
To be the man that I say I'll be
I'll give you all I got until the day I die, you know that's right

[Chorus]
I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town
But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down
Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me
'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee

[Bridge]
Lifetime guarantee

[Chorus]
I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town
But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down
Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me
'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee

[Outro]
I was made in the USA, right here in Tennessee
And I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee
Lifetime guarantee