[Spoken Intro: Beck]
Good morning class
I'm your substitute teacher this morning, my name is Mr. Goodbody
We'll be reviewing the text from Moby-Dick
So please turn now to page 69

[Verse 1: Inara George]
Oh yeah
T-t-t-teacher, stop that screamin'
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to Hell, but I'm doin' well
Teacher needs to see me after school

[Chorus: Inara George]
I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

[Spoken Interlude: Beck]
Moby-Dick begins: "Call me Ishmael..."
Greg, in the back, you there, Greg, could you quiet down please?
I'm trying to read this text
All right, I want you to turn in your assignments today
Uh, Inara, I'm going to have to ask you to stay after class
[Verse 2: Inara George]
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold
I know about this school
Little boy from Cherry Lane, how can you be so bold?
How did you know the golden rule?

[Chorus: Inara George]
I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

[Spoken Interlude: Beck]
Tomorrow there will be an essay due on the dialectical shamanism of David Lee Roth
And there will be a pop quiz
Does anybody have any questions?
Class dismissed

[Chorus: Inara George]
Oh yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Oh, oh, yes, I'm hot
[Outro: Inara George]
Oh my God