[Verse 1]
I lost my mind needing oil money in my life
I didn't know my ups from downs
My rights from wrongs
I couldn't open my eyes
I couldn't bring myself to smile

[Verse 2]
I spoke to all my friends to find a cure
They just told me to sit down and drink a beer
They said that I'd feel better and they weren't wrong
Oh God, the beer, it tastes so good!

[Bridge]
The beer tastes so good
The beer tastes so good

[Verse 3]
So, I moved to the desert
And I started to dig
And you won’t believe what I have found
Out there
Almost 150 feet below the surface
I found the sweet, sweet crude oil!

[Bridge]
So, I went to the foreign market to get a price on it
Now I’m a rich man I put all my problems in a canvas bag

[Chorus]
Oil money
No problem
Oil money
Oil money
No problem
Oil money
Wooo!

[Chorus]
Oil money
No problem
Oil money
Oil money
No problem
Oil money

[Verse 4]
You won’t believe what happened next
I won a medal
And then I started to dance
Even though I can’t dance