I didn't wanna have to do this
I'm not a rapper, i'm just really funny
Dad, if you're watching this, please answer my calls
(Jason Derulo!)

This song's not intended as a diss track
So remember that before you @ me
Jojo gets so much hate online
And best believe that makes me angry

Lets reflect on what you've achieved
A couple A*s and a 2:1 degree
Now swap that for contacts and fat fees
And achieve that at the age of 16
You CAN'T

You cunt
You'd never see Jojo sparking a blunt
Go match her at self-improvement
And stop with this pedocentric witchhunt
You've got too much time on your hands
And you may think that you're smart
But you waste all your time with dead plans
While shes blowing up merch in shops like Walmart

Yes, i'm J-A-M-E-S
You wanted more tunes? i had to say "yes"
And if the Siwa's invited me 'round as a guest
I'd also say Y-E-S
Si-wa?
Well, i see war
Chatting raw about Jojo cos they're insecure
Probably only beefing now that they're sore
Cos these weeklings didn't get tickets to her tour (what a shame)

A whole new year and i'm still disappointed
All my rap peers sound old and disjointed
I spit fire, don the crown, i'm appointed
Your new grime king has just been annoited

Like Cadbury's, James don't run out of bars
Yeah, that Marriott he don't run out of flow
But there's one thing that man ain't done
He ain't sold 40 million bows (wow!)

Sour Patch Kids peace out
If you got a peace-out sign bring it out
Yes, i'm defending Jojo Siwa
And i'm doing it for the money and clout

Look at her house
That's not yours, spit facts
A teen paid for that shit, no cap
And may be a little bit pricey
But Nickelodeon paid the bedroom tax
GET SLAPPED
Lil' hater gonna have to tap
Yeah us eboys don't like violence
But your face will catch my kneecap

If you wanna chat shit about Jojo, well
Lil' hater getting dropped to the floor
This song was defending you, Siwa
So please use it on your sellout tour
Thanks (thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks)