[Chorus: Jimmy Nice]
I cheat on every woman I've ever been with
Do you love me less?
I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl
I must confess
I loved every woman I ever been with
But you know the rest
Wanna get caught up in my mess?
Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl

[Verse 1: Jimmy Nice]
For me to explain my first line to ya
It's best to take you back to the scene of my first time
I was on Eadith Street with a freak named Maddy
And a three litre cask of wine
Flowers in bloom, in her friend's sister's room
What's better than a girl who says 'yes' too soon?
Two of 'em
So I guess there lies the root of my problem
I float like the weather, I never commit
But I ain't cheat on every girl I've ever been with
Now I got your attention riddle me this
You put your man up in a cab then sent me a kiss
Got your car nearby said, "Where do you live?" (you said)
Go to yours, go to mine, wherever, you pick (and I said)
Arrowheads through the bed, man, he never miss
Told her my room's a mess, said "I bet it is"