It's just a name, it's just a name
It's not too long and it's kinda plain
He's just a guy, just a little guy
And he's not too brave, not too shy
And he'll never make history
And he's not very much of a mystery
He's not even handsome, nor is he tall
But there is no way I could live at all
Without his funny name

He's just a guy, just a little guy
That can make me laugh
That can make me cry
If I haven't mentioned this before
He's got all that I want and even more
'Cause he gives me all that he has to give
And I guess that's why I just couldn't live
Without his funny name

She's just a girl, she's just a girl
Her hair is straight she don't have a curl
She's not so hot, I mean what's she got
She's got all that I want and even more
She's the girl that I love, that I adore
Cause she gives me all that she has to give
And I guess that's why I just couldn't live
Without her funny name
Just a name
It's just a name
It's just a name
It's just a name