[Count in: Jack Stratton]
One, two, three, four

[Intro: Antwaun Stanley]
Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Here we go

[Verse 1: Antwaun Stanley (Theo Katzman)]
(One for one) DiMaggio
(Two for two) Perfect streak
(Two for three) Missed one
But it's still on
(Batter up) See it in
I will visualize a
Hit and run from the
Third base line

[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley]
I’ve got the golden glove
I’ve got the minus three
I'm in the local news
All-state high school team
I’ve got the golden glove
I’ve got the minus three
I'm in the local news
All-state high school team
[Breakdown: Antwaun Stanley]
Hey kids
Guess what? It's your lucky day because you get to tell me
Your favourite baseball team, ok?
So, one, two, three
How did you know?
That's my favourite baseball team too!
(No it's not) Yes it is
(But how) Here we go (wait!) Ah here we go

[Verse 2: Antwaun Stanley (Theo Katzman)]
(One for one) DiMaggio
(Two for two) Perfect streak
(Two for three) Missed one
But it's still on
(Batter up) See it in
I will visualize a
Hit and run from the
Third base line

[Theo Katzman, Antwaun Stanley]
Swing batter batter swing batter batter uh
Swing batter batter swing batter batter swing
Swing batter batter swing batter batter uh
Swing batter batter swing batter batter swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Ooh
[Breakdown: Jack Stratton]
1990, it's the World Sillies
In Cleveland out with my dad
And Joe Table
Well, he blew it
So, so now I root for the New York Yonkles
With Bartoli Cologne
He's throwing 101 in the ninth inning
Well he's the best!
Come on
One, two

[Verse 3: Antwaun Stanley (Theo Katzman)]
(One for one) DiMaggio
(Two for two) Perfect streak
(Two for three) Missed one
But it's still on
(Batter up) See it in
I will visualize a
Hit and run from the
Third base line

[Cheering and Applause]

[Middle 16: Jack Stratton, spoken]
Woody Goss performing
The seventh inning stretch on
Hammond B3
Two, three
[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley]
Oh, I’ve got the golden glove
I’ve got the minus three
I'm in the local news
All-state high school team
I’ve got the Golden Glove
I’ve got the minus three
I'm in the local news
All-state high school team

[Outro: Antwaun Stanley, Theo Katzman][Stanley]
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swinga
Everybody get up, swing
Everybody get up, swing
Everybody get up, swing
Everybody, ooh 
 
[Katzman]
Swing, swing, swing, batter batter
Swing, swing, swing, batter batter
Swing, batter batter, swing, batter batter

Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing
Swing, swing, swing, swing[Ad lib: Antwaun Stanley]
Ooh yeah ooh eee