[Intro: Christine Hucal]
Mr. Finish Line
Mr. Finish Line
Mr. Finish Line
He's Mr. Finish Line

[Verse 1: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal]
She said
Step 1
Cut out the coco oil then you
Step 2
B-Bring it to a boil then you
Step 3
C-Cool it in the soil
Then you fire roast it
Freeze and toast it
Open up and shine

[Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]
He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest)
And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best)
'Cause when the lights go out
He keeps America online
He's Mr. Finish Line
Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line
[Verse 2: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal]
Step 4
B-Big Berkey on the mantle then you
Step 5
Push ups at Occidental 'till you
Step 6
You unlock your full potential
While you sleep and dream it
And press and steam it
Open up and shine

[Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]
He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest)
And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best)
'Cause when the lights go out
He keeps America online
He's Mr. Finish Line
Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line

[Bridge: Theo Katzman]
I used to need to feed the appestat-o meter
Now I'm satisfied and I'm a regular bean eater
Oh yeah

[Interlude: Dave Williams]
A feline save by Stratton at keeper. He rolls it out to Katzman, the spiritual leader and sweeper. A quick pass to Hucal. Great team ball over to Wong. Working their way up to Dart, the General, a middie everyone can get behind. He's flanked by Dosik and Goss. Stanley is streaking! Stanley with one to beat! Stanley with none to beat! Goal goal goal!
[Outro: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]
Finish Line is straight ahead
(You feel worse before ya feel better)
Finish Line is straight ahead
(Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger)
Finish Line is straight ahead
(You feel worse before ya feel better)
Finish Line is straight ahead
(Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger)

[Instrumental]