[Verse 1]
Meet my mum, she's a space cadet
A little brain-dead
Don't eat the cakes that she bakes
They'll send you to space
Oh, she slaves over a hot stove
While she waits...
Dad's Ferrari parked in the driveway
Oh, he's banging his Barbie
Uh-oh

[Pre-Chorus]
Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

[Chorus]
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day
[Verse 2]
Meet my sister
She's gorgeous in her pictures but
She keeps getting thinner
From throwing up her dinner
Mum says that if she gets fat
She won't get a man
She'll get a cat
Or a pig like our dad

[Pre-Chorus]
Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

[Chorus]
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day
[Verse 3]
Meet my dad, he's a ladies' man
He loves Kamasutra with my tutor
Uh-oh
Shhhh don't tell mummy
We'll get money
He'll buy us toys
They fill a void
But at least we won't be bored

[Pre-Chorus]
Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

[Chorus]
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day