Michel “Lindgren” Schulz
​please hold
[Phone]
Hello and welcome to girlfriends hotline
Where Boys World is here for you twenty-four-seven
To speak to one of our authorized representatives
Please listen carefully to the following

Press one if you'd like to cry with

[Lillian Kay]
Lillian, I'm here to listen

[Phone]
Press two if you want to laugh through the pain with

[Makhyli]
Makhyli, wanna go get some pizza after this?

[Phone]
Press three if you need nothing but the truth with

[Queenie Mae Villaluz]
Queenie, ready to spill some tea

[Phone]
Press four if you want to have a heart to heart with
[Elana Caceres]
Hi, it's Elana, you got this

[Phone]
Press five if you need a hype man

[Olivia Ruby]
Hey, it's Olivia, don't worry, you're looking so good

[Phone]
Please hold for the next representative