CECILE
I've never even gone to first base with a guy

KATHRYN
Well, haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfriends?

CECILE
No. Eww. That's gross

KATHRYN
It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? Ok, face me. Now close your eyes and wet your lips

CECILE
Are you for real?

KATHRYN
You want to learn or not?

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step

KATHRYN AND CECILE
You'll wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
KATHRYN
So kiss me

See that wasn't so scary

CECILE
It was nothing

KATHRYN
Let's try it again, only this time I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth. When I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that's what first base is

CECILE
Okay

BLAINE
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me, upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

KATHRYN, CECILE, BLAINE, GREG
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
SEBASTIAN
Do you believe in love at first sight?

ANNETTE
Yes, but only when it's mutual. And this is far from mutual

KATHRYN, CECILE, BLAINE, GREG, SEBASTIAN, ANNETTE
Whoa
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling

SEBASTIAN
So kiss me

BLAINE
So kiss me

KATHRYN
So kiss me

Eyes closed