[Verse 1]
Yelling at the the loser in the mirror sayin
Dude don’t take it personal
It’s gonna be another weird month I guess
According to my horoscope
At some Chinese restaurant in San Fransisco
My fortune told me I’m on the wrong road
Well life's a game, yeah I need the cheat codes

[Pre-Chorus]
And I hate the snow, but

[Chorus]
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
Drivin' out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

[Verse 2]
Posting all these pictures on the internet
I want someone to give a shit
Eating ice cream in my bed
I guess the problem is that I don’t even give a shit
Yeah I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero
I'm the world's most pointless superhero
Just me, myself, and my stupid ego