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I just walked into Walmart and bought some bacon
I can't trust a lame ass bitch cuz I know she faking'
Wait is that pitfall? no bitch you must be mistaken
I just robbed [?], he was not Jamaican
Now listen up I'm bout' to give you a tutorial
On how to cash fake checks, no this ain't rhetorical
Calmness is key now you just can not off it
Walk in the bank need to make a deposit
Woah, woah, woah, woah wait I ain't gone give these out for free
Man fuck you and every single kid that looks up to me
Sitting on my couch and I'm smoking on Obama runtz
And I'm sippin' on this old English, I'm a little drunk
Okay, for real, here's a little tactic
Open up a Kickstarter and get a couple friends to back it
Wait for that shit to catch on, it could take a bit
Make an automatic perc dispenser or some shit
I don't carе, now wait till the money starts rolling in
Pocket thе money, exit scam, and that's all it is
Man, fucked up back at Walmart
Smacked the shit out of this little kid listening to no heart