[Verse 1]
How many ladies have you met
That can keep it really chill
Really cute, super pink
Extraordinary me

'Cause I'm a diamond like that
I'll blind you like a cataract
Have you playing whole fields like a quarterback
Read me front to back like a paperback
Look out! (woah)

How many females in this game you know?
That murders a beat and then steals the whole show?
Wearing all pink and with hair full of bows
They're after me now and they're waiting below! (Oh no!)

Be quiet, get down, and don't let them see
They'd do anything to get rid of me, see?
Why can't they just leave me alone, let me be?
Intimidation is all that they see
My weapon of choice is a dangerous game
It's gonna put all of those haters to shame
A nice, thick gun that I got overseas
It's already loaded with cute plushies