[Intro]
Good evening, good morning, good day, wherever you are ladies and gentlemen
My name's Elro, come follow me on Twitter or Instagram @ElroRaps
Shout out to Dan White Derulo as ever
Shout out to anyone with anxiety and depression
Z Dot on the beat, Sox in the building
(Bam, bam, bam)
And shout to Harry Seaton's mum
And awkwardly long introductions on grime beats, yeah

[Verse]
Worse looking than a sack of dead cats
That's me, I'm the boy and I'm back
I've got quick sick flows to pull fit hoes, only reason I ever wanted to rap, was that
I wanted to be black
Wanted to pull a fit chick with a big back
Only problem is that I was born like this, know I'm trapped in the body of a twat
I don't roll with a clip, I just roll with a bottle of Pap' and a little hip-flask
Roll with a couple of goons and by goons, mean gormless, me staying sane's a big task
Act loose, you can get four fingers babe, yeah I call it the Kit Kat
Bring a mate, I can split it in two, it's a multi-pack ting, damn right the kid's back
Never had a threesome, reason being I'm cast out like a heathen
Yeah I'm cast out because I'm bait mate
I like to argue, mass debate say
I wanna pull fit chicks without date-rape
No matter what all of my best mates say
I ain't creepy love, we'll have a great date
So just sign on the line, it's okay
I text bare fit birds, that's true
I get livid 'cause it never pulls through
I get one text back then I start getting beggy like 'Please bitch, send out the n***s'
People telling me I don't like Jews
Na see, you're just getting confused
Don't get gassed, try and say how I feel when you've never had a battle with the booze
I am the cunt who buys rounds in Spoons
Sort of chump that gets drunk and spews
Accidentally sent mum some n***s
Left the country like man I had to move
Like man I am an Adebayor fan, I'll run to your corner and wind up a goon like a Jew
Spurs of the moment tings are the best like pesting a bird and they [?] you
Only stutter in my raps like yo, yo
'Cause I'm up and down like a yo-yo
I think I might be a bi-polar bloke but will I go to the doctors? No, no
I'm on a tightrope
Right hand side is a padded cell in which I might go
On my left hand side there's me in a mansion with whisky, cigars and fine hoes
So put your bets in, which way's the weird bloke falling?
I bet none of you cunts have put left in, yo being depressed is appalling
Paired with being a real mess and I'm talking pesting birds, interesting
That I've been blessed with words
Doesn't matter how long I invest in a girl, I've been pied in postcodes all over the world
So, bigger than 6'2, physique of a child, yo birds form a queue
Whether I'll ever be a benevolent citizen is down to whether you listen what I'm saying, if you've got a bit of spice, call her Bombay Aloo
Did a bit of flirting and fondling too
Took me fifteen secs for the sex, had her rubbing bareback on the wood like Baloo
I'm on bail bro, as in first goalscorer 'cause I ain't been jail bro
I tried this rap ting five years ago and failed so
I came back harder, gained an addiction, the wine, cigarettes and ale so
My stories are better if a little depressing, it makes for a hell of a tale though

[Interlude]
Well if you-you-you-you
Wanna come against I-I, then I guess that's fine
I'm built like a pussy, I'll run for my life
Yeah my career was on decline
Swag of a geeky homeless guy
Yeah I've got a problem with the wine
Shout out Chepstow

[Outro]
Yeah, shout-out everyone
Come follow me on Instagram, Twitter @ElroRaps
Big up the mandem with anxiety and depression, keep battling through
Shout out Sox in the building
JDZ, bai