[THOUGHTS]
Hey son, it's your dad
I didn't want nothin'
Just thought I would call
And say
What's up
To my number one son

If you call me back
I'll give you a number
A number that me
And mom
Dug up
Out on googles.com

I don't know if you know who Scott Rudin is
But I read that even his balls are pure gold
I don't mean to get all up into your biz
But how else you gonna get some of your writing sold?

I hear Scott's a fag
Y'all got that in common
And while I do not
Condone
Gay sex
You got that fat student loan