A Strange Loop Cast
Exile in Gayville
[USHER, spoken]
"Usher enters the sexual marketplace..."

[THOUGHTS]
Looking into hung...

[USHER, spoken]
You can do this!

[THOUGHTS]
Looking into hung...

[USHER, spoken]
It's just like double-dutch! Here we go

Inner white girl, it's no fun
In this age of fuck-and-run
Headless horseman, clomp and fart
Be still, my Sleepy Hollow heart
Here, I practice white girl you
In hope that act will get me through
While still, I'm stuck inside this skin
But also outside looking in

It's an exile in Gayville here
From Hell's Kitchen to Sayville here
Then a bus, then a ferry, then an orgy on Fire Island
Exile in Gayville here
From Penn Station to Sayville here
From the frying pan, into the fire raging in Hell's Kitchen
I hope that I get burned
[THOUGHTS]
Looking into hung...

[THOUGHT, spoken]
Six-foot-two, 179 pounds, muscular, single, packing in the front and in the back, able to take care of all your anal needs. Just say hi!

[THOUGHTS]
Looking into hung...

[THOUGHT, spoken]
Undetectable poz bottom taking lows in the toilet like a burger on 52nd Street, just steps away from Industry and Therapy, come park it right here, gents! Don't be scurred, just say hi!

[THOUGHTS]
Looking into hung...

[THOUGHT, spoken]
Laid-back, nice guy here. No agenda, no drama, just checking things out, maybe looking for a gym buddy, lol. Top, if it goes there. Just say hi, huh!

[USHER, spoken]
Hi...
Hi!

[THREE THOUGHTS, spoken]
Too black
Too black
Too black
Your dick too small
Your dick too small
Your dick too small!
And when was the last time you got your bussy in formation with Beyonce?
[USHER, spoken]
Not recently, Adam-for-Adam, because, as a general rule, I don't fraternize with terrorists!

(The THOUGHTS gasp)

[THOUGHTS]
Block! Block! Block! Block!
Block! Block! Block! Block!
Block! Block! Block! Blo-ock!

Is that shade you throw a crutch?
Bitch, you protest too damn much!
Why so sour? Why so stuck?
Do or don't you want to fuck?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Yes, you're ugly, yes, you're fat
But somewhere, someone's into that
So don't be swindled by self-doubt
Just keep on sending dick pics out!

[USHER]
It's an
Exile in Gayville (Faggot!)
From Hell's Kitchen to Seville (Faggot!)
Then a bus, then a ferry, then an orgy on Fire Island
[THOUGHTS]
Fuck fuck fuck fuck!

[USHER]
Exile in Gayville (Faggot!)
From Penn Station to Seville (Faggot!)
From the frying pan, into the fire raging in Hell's Kitchen

[THOUGHTS]
In Hell's Kitchen
In Hell's Kitchen!

[USHER]
I hope you faggots burn!
Hungry to shit on your pale little faces
Looking into hungry, part of me wants to trade places
Looking into hungry to bury the sexual anguish
Looking into hungry to chop off my penis and languish

My dick too small, my dick too small
Too fat and black to live at all
So why don't you just ravage me
With your white, gay Dan Savagery?