[Verse 1]
All I want to do
Is sit alone on purpose sipping a brew
Watching as the bus goes by
Supermarket trousers, think I’d rather die
Oh, when it’s over
Ah, ya mother said
"Grass stains on your trainers
And sweat marks on your bed"
Well, the pavement’s too hot for your pet dog
Pasty people in the park with their tops off and 'cause, oh

[Pre-Chorus]
It’s not like we’re by the coast
Well, it’s not like we’re by the coast

[Chorus]
English weather
English weather, you better pack an umbrella
English weather
Oh, it’s the English weather
English weather, you better pack an umbrella
English Weather

[Post-Chorus]
It’s all I wanna do
All I wanna do

[Verse 2]
Garage fridge raiders and lollipop lady lips
Tracksuit rangers, those pigeon antagonists
Unidentified bites and ice cream wrappers
At the traffic light hold up and Transit van roof tappers

[Pre-Chorus]
Welcome the warm nights
And cold sandwiches
Bowling green chatter as the lemon slice vanishes
Down every bottle and garden retreat
Not by the sea, but you can still cool your feet

[Chorus]
English Weather
English Weather you better pack an umbrella
English Weather
Oh it’s the English Weather
English Weather you better pack an umbrella
English Weather

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, it’s all I wanna do
All I wanna do

[Bridge]
Sun cream, sun cream police
The sun cream, the sun cream police
The sun cream, police, police
Police, police

[Chorus]
Oh, it’s the English weather
English weather
English weather
English weather
English weather
English weather
Oh, oh