[Verse 1]
On the long, long drive diving hot heavy
Into the big blue and green scenes
Flashing under
Motorway bridges
Fidgeting in my seat
Piecing together seaside daydreams

[Pre-Chorus]
Did you pack those peanuts for the ride?

[Chorus]
And if there's one thing you should know about
Cruising down to Portsmouth
Is the middle lane's for slackers
Traffic queue's enormous
Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets
If only we could fall asleep and forget about the
Ride, ride, ride, ride

[Verse 2]
Out in the middle of it
Riding so fast
My back's sticking to my seat
Aching pains and slow lanes
Crawling like a worm in spaces
Staring at something
Looking at nothing

[Pre-Chorus]
Those peanuts for the ride?

[Chorus]
And if there's one thing you should know about
Cruising down to Portsmouth
Is the middle lane's for slackers
Traffic queue's enormous
Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets
If only we could fall asleep and forget about the
Ride, ride, ride, ride

[Bridge]
Cha-Chalet
Cha-Chalet
Is where I want to be
Cha-Chalet
Cha-Chalet
The home of crease pop set up shop by the sea
Cha-Chalet
Cha-Chalet
Cha-Chalet
Cha-Chalet

[Pre-Chorus]
Did you pack those peanuts for the ride?

[Chorus]
And if there's one thing you should know about
Cruising down to Portsmouth
Is the middle lane's for slackers
Traffic queue's enormous
Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets
If only we could fall asleep and forget about the
Ride, ride, ride, ride