[Verse 1]
He is marvelous, prodigious, prestigious
He is delightful
He is agreeable, incredible, indomitable
He is formidable
He is elegant, affectionate, amusing
He is amazing
He is dynamic, athletic, magnificent
He is fantastic
He is, he is
This is crazy
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[Verse 2]
He is very normal, very banal
In total, not phenomenal
He is sympathetic, apathetic, and weary
Neither good nor bad
He is hard-working, a big eater, big drinker
He is tasteless
He is innocuous, he is daily
As one says, he is very nice
He is, he is
This is crazy
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[Verse 3]
He is boring, vain, pretentious
He is tedious
He is annoying, tiresome, obsessive
He gets on my nerves
He is unbearable, impossible to live with, loathsome
It is unthinkable
He is expired, outdated, gone
He is forgotten
He is, he is
This is crazy

[Verse 4]
He is replaced
By a boy who is
Marvelous, prodigious, prestigious
Who is delightful
Who is agreeable, incredible, indomitable
Who is formidable
Who is elegant, affectionate, amusing
Who is amazing
Who is dynamic, athletic, magnificent
Who is fantastic
Who is, who is
This is crazy
I'm missing some adjectives
[Outro]
Oh, yes, oh
He is marvelous!
Ah, la, la
Agreeable, incredible, indomitable
Formidable, elegant, ah!
I'm missing some adjectives