[Verse 1]
Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small
It could be a bit bigger
Mercedes Benz and Autobahn
Driving alone in foreign countries
Arise, arise, pleasure of driving
I only want fun, not lose myself

[Pre-Refrain]
Just a little bit
Just a little bitch

[Refrain]
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

[Strophe 2]
Too short, too tall
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small
The boom barrier will be open
Beautiful woman, want some more?
Blitzkrieg with the flesh gun
Schnaps in your head, you lovely bride
Put bratwurst in your sauerkraut

[Pre-Refrain]
Just a little bit
Be my little bitch

[Refrain]
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany

[Bridge]
Germany! Germany!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick

[Refrain]
You've got a pussy, I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem? Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late, life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see? I can't get laid in Germany