00:00 | SAS PUSSY
[Verse 1: Magdi]
I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed
I choose «window»
Whenever darkies come in‚ I look out the window
I'm a fucking dumbass
But I have a view
SAS Plus / SAS Pussy
[Verse 2: Magdi]
I miss myself
I miss myself
I puke in a
Goodiebag‚ goodiebag‚ goodiebag, goodiebag
Goodiebag, goodiebag‚ goodiebag, goodiebag
Fly
[Pre-Chorus: Magdi]
Breathe out and breathe in
SAS Plus / SAS Pussy
Fake news, fake muslim
Hi art‚ hi artificial
SAS Plus / SAS Pussy
[Chorus: Magdi]
Don't wanna become a whore, don't wanna become food
Atte katte noa whiskas
Don't wanna become the ozonlayer and don't wanna become SARS
Everyone's coming down with SAS (Pussy)
Don't wanna become a whore, don't wanna become food
Atte katte noa whiskas
Don't wanna become the ozonlayer and don't wanna become SARS
Everyone's coming down with SAS (Pussy)
[Post-Chorus: Chirag]
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
[Verse 3: Chirag]
More legroom, more legroom
Said no to «Hver gang vi møtes» more than once
That time: then, every time: when
I practiced these rules
And money started coming in, booi
Handshake, drink the whole beer
Thats how you get SAS Pussy and one more
And one more
You probably want one more
Two seconds, let me get it from the car
Nah, wait I got one in the freezer
Ice cold SAS pussy, I'm chillin'
[Verse 4: Chirag]
Love costs, fuck how tough you act
Celebrate Nowruz with the wrong people, lose place og rank
In the bathroom, case closed, how clumsy of me
We have stood in storms before, but all that gossip hurt
I gave you my heart and my friends turned their backs
Shame, Shirin-am
My, Gigi Hadid
You've won me over
Created divison in the party, yeah
But we stand tall "until Dovre falls", huh
If not, karma will come and fuck everyone
Be assured, be assured, be assured
[Chorus: Magdi]
Don't wanna become a whore, don't wanna become food
Atte katte noa whiskas
Don't wanna become the ozonlayer and don't wanna become SARS
Everyone's coming down with SAS (Pussy)
Don't wanna become a whore, don't wanna become food
Atte katte noa whiskas
Don't wanna become the ozonlayer and don't wanna become SARS
Everyone's coming down with SAS (Pussy)
[Post-Chorus: Chirag]
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
Let me win today
Let me win tomorrow
مونا الحسين | 03:41
[Interlude: Magdi]
There was a British girl, 19 years old
Who worked on the set of Lawrence of Arabia, prod.ass
A guy came riding past, spotted her
As-salamu alaykum, she looked at him and said [?]
And it turned out to be the king of Jordan
She got on the horse with him, they got married
She changed her name to Muna al-Hussein, and became the princess of Jordan
04:06 | :/
[Verse: Magdi]
So which baloon
Goes to what balcony
Give me two, give me three
Gimme five, or twelve
Bravery
Let me win today, let me win tomorrow
From being first to being biggest
Being first to being biggest, yeah
Being first to being biggest
Being first to being biggest, yeah
Firstcomer posts the picture
We can't post the same
Are we both at the same time
In the same place, on the same feed
Are we nerds?
Dick picks, quick fix
Click click, boom
The first time is a little smart
The first time is a litte dumb
Dick picks, quick fix
Click click, boom
The first time is kinda weird
The first time hurts a bit
04:51 | ZALIL
[Verse 1: Chirag]
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
I was the one mixing stocks and cathedral
Do they like you?
Do they like you?
At least ask them before you pay
[Chorus: Chirag]
Thought I was the shit, I was zalil (Zalil)
Thought I was the centerpoint of your life
Like Dodi and Diana in that car
Do we die, do we die, do we die in the next turn?
(Yah, yah)
[Hook: Chirag]
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
(Ney-ney-back-back)
[Verse 2: Chirag]
Back in the day, back in the day
She said, "take me to Ling Ling Hakkasan"
Went to LA
So she went to LA
I was the one who mistook you skirt for a shawl
[Chorus: Chirag]
Thought I was the shit, I was zalil (Zalil)
Thought I was the centerpoint of your life
Like Dodi and Diana in that car
Do we die, do we die, do we die in the next turn?
(Yah, yah)
[Hook: Chirag]
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
(Ney-ney)
[Outro: Chirag]
So you wanna travel the world like a hobo? Okey
But we got all we need here at Youngstorget
And fuck travelling the world like a hobo, sorry
Cause' we got all we need here at Youngstorget
Fuck travelling the world like a, travel the wor-wor-wor-wor
Got all we need here at Youngs-Youngs-Youngs-Youngs-
Travelling the world like a, travel the wor-wor-wor-wor
Got all we need here at Youngs-Youngs-Youngs-Youngs-
06:47 | § 393
[Skit: Magdi & Chirag]
Thats just what Cosmos has scammed US for
No, but ...
Think Sony, Universal, Warner
Thats not my point
My point is that if you are a grown up and you are 18 years old ...
Thats fair
Thats called a bad contract
Yes, thats what you have done
I'm talking about getting assfucked
Thats probably not OK to say but
Yeah, I dont want that
[Verse: Magdi]
I called a spade a spade
Thats a spa
But those who have complaints with the spade
Gotta dig
I dug like hell
And I'm right in that case
Take the case to court
And the court to the grave
And they can have smart lawyers
In record lables
But Abdel and Patel got
Stamina, stamina, stamina, stamina
Maybe we lose, but the snake's decapitated
Ah, ah
Our bank account's full
The hot water storage tank is empty
We dance steamroller with Raggen
On the roof of the industry
TP and Helly Hansen gave us the chance to stand on the balcony
We looked at Sean, on the floor, could we do that?
[Bridge: Magdi & Chirag]
I wasn't blond, but blind (Blond, but blind)
No bank connections, no Samsung deal
But a long, heavy, thing (Long, heavy, thing)
And a long, heavy, thing had a long, heavy route
And an ETA (ETA now)
Now, now, prepmachine, mm
Prepmachine for Cez and Hkeem
So let me say hi to Cai Leitner
(Do they like you, or do they like the money?)
I know you have stolen from me, timeshare
(Do they like you, or do they like the money?)
Thought I was the shit, I was zalil
We had a deal
(Yah, yah)
[Hook: Chirag]
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
Do they like you, or do they like the money?
(Ney-ney, Hmm)
08:10 | દફેજ (5000 INR)
[Interlude: Chriag and his dad]
[?]
[?]
Me dad told me that
[?]
We had to bring some of the dowry
5000 rupi, thats 500 kroner
Not even, anyways
Oh my god, time really has passed
Can't complain about money now
08:50 | MOSCOT & DIOR
[Verse 1: Magdi]
Can you look at me some more?
I deserve a toast
Moscot and Dior
They are for you
If you look at me some more
You gotte be proud by now
Moscot and Dior
[Chours: Magdi]
Babe, look at me - I'm flying
Looking like a million bucks
God damn, babe, look at me - I'm flying
Babe, look at me, you idiot
[Verse 2: Magdi]
Can I lean on you?
I got some more to do
Netflix, HBO
They are for you
But can you look at me some more
I'm on TV as well
In Moscot and Dior
[Chorus: Magdi]
Babe, look at me - I'm flying
Looking like a million bucks
God damn, babe, look at me - I'm flying
Babe, look at me, you idiot
[Hook: Magdi]
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby-Nobody puts baby in the corne-
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby-Nobody puts baby in the corne-
[Verse 3: Chirag]
What a stern talk we got
For not bowing nicley to the guest
And when I see your fist
I know you notice me, at least
Speak your mother tounge, for your mothers tears
You know about the shoe sole?
You probably know how much we do to feed you
From a hooptie to an Audi (Yeah, Yeah)
A little beating never hurt nobody (Yeah, yeah)
I'll take a potato cake with ketchup og mustard
One for me, and one for Arbab, he's Ahmedi
And last I saw him he was managing a bank
He was a roll, phenomenally
High five, bro, nice getting
Out of the village with a Klæbo-climb
Forex, Western Union
Sending money to my brother
Gold in a safe up north
In my village money's stacking,
Mhm, mhm
[Bridge: Magdi]
Tes yeux, tes yeux, tes yeux
Qui font baisser les biens
Tes yeux, tes yeux, tes yeux
[Hook: Magdi]
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby-Nobody puts baby in the corne-
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody puts baby-Nobody puts baby in the corne-
12:16 | دودي الفايد
[Intro: [?], [?]]
Mech faker hagat keteer ya Magdi
Laken aaraf, eeh tab3an bi hokm ani sebt Masr meen 46 sana
Question five: overall
W hagat keteer etnaset, laken elli fakroo
How satisfied are you with
Enni waldoo Mohamed El Fayed
Very satisfied
Elli b yemlek mahallat Harrods of Knightsbridge bi London
Pretty satisfied, either or
El makan fi Masr aabl ma yhagger men Masr
A little disatisfied
Kan beyachtaghel bi madrassat Ibn Sirine
Very disatisfied
Al ebteedaeya, fi bahr fi Alexandria
Elli ana kont teelmeez feeha
Question six:
Eh! da Mohamed El Fayed
If we were to announce another edition of-
Ibno elli howa Imad, elli howa ysammooh Dodi El Fayed
Would you be interested in buying this?
Ma sme3nach 3ammo kteer abl hadeth beta3 el ameera Diana
More so than other services?
Tab3an towofeyat fi 31 August a3teked sanat 97
Yes, I think so
I don't know
I doubt it
Absolutely not
[Interlude: Chirag]
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
I swear on my mothers dowry, ya abi
14:07 | ACID ATTACK
[Chorus: Chirag]
You better watch your head
If you don't wanna lose your face
I'm dodging acid attack after acid attack
Buried the izzat
[Hook: Chirag & Isah]
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
Cleaning like if you were in the bathroom with me
[Verse 1: Chirag]
A stolen Koh-i-Noor
A stolen Koh-i-Noor
Come home, jaanu
Like Shazia Manzoor
Count guap, Count guap (Le, le, le,)
Lebara, Telecom (Le, le, le,)
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Who's on the village telephone? Yeah
[Verse 2: Chirag & Magdi]
Count guap, count guap
You are prophet in your own discrict
Count guap, count guap
I'm potted, and I'm Kevin Lyttle
Stolen Koh-i-Noor
Little pussy, the entire town's my vault
Come home, jaanu
Vallet open like a grand piano
[Chorus: Chirag]
You better watch your head
If you don't wanna lose your face
I'm dodging acid attack after acid attack
Buried the izzat
[Hook: Chirag & Isah]
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
Cleaning like you was in the bathroom with me
[Verse 2: Isah]
Acid attack, toxic waste
Acid attack, toxic waste
Zero respect when you still had time
Don't talk to us, cause' now you're too late
Ey, are you listening to what I'm saying? (Yeah)
Ya, talking about finding yourself another one (Yeah)
(I) Fuck with Karpe
Chicks in DM's
It's firghry
[Bridge: Magdi]
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like: nevermind this one
Not me, you are
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like lubricant, blue like trail
Blue like shirt, blue like eyes
Blue like: nevermind this one
Not me, you are
[Chorus: Chriag]
You better watch your head
If you don't wanna lose your face
I'm dodging acid attack after acid attack
Buried the izzat
[Hook: Chirag & Isah]
(I swear on my mothers dowry)
None of them want it with me
None of them want it with me
(I swear on my mothers dowry)
None of them want it with me
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
(I swear on my mothers dowry)
None of them want it with me
(None of them)
None of them want it with me
None of them want it with me
Cleaning like you was in the bathroom with me
16:53 | :(
[Interlude: Chirag, Magdi & Isah]
But shall we.., get started?
You got sound? Yeah, we do
Ah fuck, I got a shock (bængshot)
'Ello, yeah yeah, no
But calm down with that pad right now, Magdi
Yeah, okay, mm
Testing? Yes
[Bridge: Chirag]
I post a picture of
My NRK visitor pass
How lame is that?
How lame is that?
Yeah, yeah
I post a picture of
A dead bird I saw
What kind of statement is that?
What kind of statement is that?
Tell you vape is the word of the year
Playing paintball in an escaperoom, bro
(Yeah, yeah)
Pow pow pow pow, pew pew
(Yeah, yeah)
Dodged that bullet, thats lucky, fjoh fjoh
17:52 | LOCK N' LOAD
[Chorus: Chirag]
Bitch, line up
Lock n' load
Bitch, line up
Lock n' load
Bitch, line up
Lock n' load
Bitch, line up
Lock n' load
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock n' load
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock n' load
[Verse 1: Magdi]
I've done it well
I've done it best
But I got cough syrup
And you have lung cancer
You said, "is there really no place like home?"
I said, "is there really.."
And then I shut up
Cause' I'm Pookie Loc when I come home
And you're Gucci Mane
(Cause' I'm gone the most)
And we opened up what we closed before that tournament
(When I broke the door)
Yes, I made a hole in the door
But I'm getting another
Before someone comes knocking,
Sees the hole in the door
And think I'm a violent guy
Hand on the steering wheel trembles
I got a corset
Mum has cancer
Dad has cancer
My sister has cancer
Or something else
I don't fucking know
Maybe take a test
Talk to some relatives
Reporting you soon
Can I call you all in five?
Can I put you all in a sack?
Can I carry you all if I'm ill?
[Verse 2: Magdi & Isah]
You said everything thats mine is yours
So my winter is ours/spring
And I said everything thats mine is shit
We had your winter yesterday
Are you mad about yesterday?
Are you mad about yesterday?
I'm too tired to stand
Can you forgive me tomorrow?
[Chorus: Chirag & Isah]
Bitch, line up (Line up)
Lock & load (Lock & load)
Bitch, line up (Line up)
Lock & load (Lock & load)
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock & load
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock & load
[Hook: Chirag]
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
[Verse 3: Magdi]
Put me down
Beat me up again
I'm an elevator (Wooh)
Standing in the lobby again
I'm a beast
Child carrier
Yikes
I'm standing in the lobby again
Put me down (Put me down)
Beat me up again
I'm an elevator
Standing in the lobby again (Hi there)
I'm a beast (Beast, uh)
Child carrier
Yikes
I'm standing in the lobby again
[Bridge: Magdi]
You don't want me to be him
I don't want you to be me
You want me to be a man
You want me to be a man (Wooh, wooh)
I dont wanna fuck with mirrors
I just want to pull up at yours
Like you're Muna Al-Hussein
Lay you down
Lay your head on the pillow
Lay your head on the rock
Like Dodi and Di-i-i
[Chorus: Chirag & Isah]
Bitch, line up (Line up)
Lock & load (Lock & load)
Bitch, line up (Line up)
Lock & load (Lock & load)
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock & load
Bitch, line up (Up)
Lock & load
[Hook: Chirag]
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
Fire-emoji, fire-emoji, fucking fire-emoji
20:50 | RAMSTADSLETTA
[Skit]
21:29 | :)
[Verse 1: Chirag]
I'm on, speed dial with the most important gora
Every time things curl around me like the Torah
Wordplay game insane, how does he do it?
My gora makes Rogan Josh out of Joe Rogan
Fly with me, bitch
Stay with me, bitch
Like Dina in her time
No here or there
You gotta ride with me when it matters
Your cleavage isn't enough, oh lord
(Yeah)
[Verse 2: Chirag]
Used to shop frozen at Siddique
Now my class treason at the fresh-fish counter's apparent
No Lidl, I'm at Meny
I'm at Jakobs, fuck Kiwi
This is too much to forgive, my darkie
Don't let me catch you with finger food and snitter, my darkie
Don't let me catch you on Twitter, my darkie
Don't let me catch you, ah, fuck it
I said: be content with what a paki can get and leave
Be content with what a paki can get and leave
Thats what they said to me as KKK
I'll tell you in private, it's a bro code, bro
22:33 | BLOD, HOMIE
[Chorus: Isah]
Take it easy
It's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
Take it easy
It's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
[Bridge: Chirag]
I ain't got no bandage
No bandage
No flaunting
I'm coming home again
I ain't got no bandage
No bandage
No flaunting
I'm coming home again
[Verse 1: Magdi]
I'm not scared of cops
I'm not scared of gluten
I'm not scared of putin
I'm not scared, besides
Those I'll always have
So won't you sign between the lines until next time
Then I'll know what you meant
What you never said
After the wave comes the rumble
After silver comes the floor
After the floor comes the cellar
After the cellar comes the hole
Which we lived in
After the hole comes death
I'm Dodi, but I'm embarrased
Saffri Duo, Katzenjammer
Inside the head: meow, meow
I won, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won
I won again
Oh me, me, me (Oh me, me, me)
Oh me, me, me (Oh me, me, me)
Think I'm saying I won again
(Troye Sivan)
[Chorus: Isah]
Take it easy
It's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
Take it easy
It's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
[Bridge: Chirag]
I ain't got no bandage
No bandage
No flaunting
I'm coming home again
I ain't got no bandage
No bandage
No flaunting
I'm coming home again
24:30 | فاروق القاسم
[Interlude: Magdi]
It's blood, you loser
It's just a nosebleed
I'm Farouk Al-Kasim, I'm Farouk
[Outro: Isah]
Take it easy, just blood, homie
Just blood, homie
Take it easy, just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
Take it easy, it's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie
Say take it easy, it's just blood, homie
It's just blood, homie-e-e-e
25:35 | HESSELBERGS GATE 2, 3717 SKIEN
25:57 | DODI IN A HOODIE
[Chorus: Magdi]
We're torching a car tonight (Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
We're torching a car tonight (Oh yeah, yeah)
We're torching a car tonight
We torch it with joy
It shines by itself and us
Who stand watching (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
We're torch it on television (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
We're torching a car tonight
We torch it with joy (Yah)
It shines by itself and us
Who stand watching (Oh)
We're torching a car tonight
We're torch it on television (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
(We're torching a car tonight)
We're torching a car tonight
We torch it with joy (Yah)
It shines by itself and us
Who stand watching (Oh)
We're torching a car tonight
We're torch it on television (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
[Verse 1: Chirag]
I don't get psyched out by Morten Harkets achievement
The merits, bitches in mass and his cabin don't scare me
I burn down his whip to a chi-chi-chi chicken mcnugget
Fuck it, what more can get crossed of the bucket
What more can get crossed of the bucket (Mh, yeah)
We're visiting royal court for coffee and tea
With whiny victim mentality
With heart and brain in hustle
Like vaffles we are so woke
We are so woke
Fuck being broke
Fuck being broke, yeah
Expensive when we jet
On starboard and portboard
And that means we're on a boat (No)
[Chorus: Magdi]
We're torching a car tonight
We torch it with joy
It shines by itself and us
Who stand watching (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
We're torch it on television (Yah)
We're torching a car tonight
[Bridge: Magdi]
And we can measure rocket
And we can measure rocket
I don't get psyched out
Of the VIP and stick
Of Morten Harket
I got a moonrocket
And it's pointed upwards
They can't stop me, babe
Can I get a sleeping pill?
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I puke in a
Goodiebag, goodiebag, goodiebag, goodiebag
Goodiebag, goodiebag, goodiebag, goodiebag
Fly
Breathe out and breathe in
SAS Plus / SAS Pussy
Fake news, fake muslim
Hi art, hi artificial
SAS Plus / SAS Pussy
Woah, ooh
Ooh
[Outro: Magdi and Emilie Nicholas]
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh (Breathe out, breathe out)
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh (I'm ashamed)
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
I'm Dodi in a hoodie
But Dodi gets pudhi from you
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh
Dodi gets pudhi from you, oh
