[Verse 1]
I love it when women button up their dresses on their own
I love it when women open their beers on their own
I love it when women apply sunscreen on their own
I love it when women pay for their bill on their own

[Verse 2]
I love women who can swim
I love women who can curse
I love women who play chess
I love women who can be pass [?] (pass... pass...)

[Chorus]
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
I said something very rude
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
I said something very rude

[Verse 3]
I love women who can think
I love women who can see
I love women who aren't amative
Women who aren't kind [?]

[Verse 4]
I love women who don't screw around/blubber[?]
I love women who don't pretend
Women who can speak
Women who can debate

[Verse 5]
I love women who are woke
I love women who aren't jealous
Women who don't slave themselves
To the "woman" cliche

[Chorus]
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
I said something very rude
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
I said something very rude

[Bridge]
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
(whispering) I said something very rude

[Chorus]
Something rude
I said something very rude
Something otherly
I said something very rude