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[Verse 1]
My Bro Just Called Me, Said Let’s Go
We’re Going Out
He Passed Me a Drink, I said, “Dude, No!
I Do Not Drink"
I Ordered Some Juice
Since I Don’t Drink
It Was No Juice
I Think I’m Drinking
I'm Seeing Birds and They're Singing
And My Head is Going

[Chorus]
Bum, Bum, Bum!
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum

[Verse 2]
Hey Guys, I Can’t Find My Phone!
Hey Guys, Could You Bring it
I hear Its Tone!
Hey Guys, The Ninja Turtles Just Called me Up
Hey Guys, I Think I Got Hammered...
Sober Me Up

[Chorus]
Bum, Bum, Bum!
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum

[Verse 3]
Ehm, A Lighter
Someone
Pass Me That Lighter!
A Lighter!
Could Someone, Pass Me That Lighter!
Hey Guys, Someone Turn This Music Down
Can’t See!
Can’t See My Watch Because of the Sound!

[Chorus]
Bum, Bum, Bum!
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum

[Verse 4]
Can’t Feel My Head
My Face is Red
I’m Dripping Sweat
So, I'm Gonna Head
And Roll My Sleeves
My Legs Are Shaking, Shaking!
My Body is Aching, Aching!
Suddenly, My Heart Began Beating!
Beating Like


[Chorus]
Bum, Bum, Bum!
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum

[Verse 5]
Was Just There, Minding My Business
Hey guys!
I Just Saw a Couple of Those Aliens
My Lids
My Lids Are Low, Not Feeling Woke
And My Head
Full of Smoke, Like World War
Going

[Chorus]
Bum, Bum, Bum!
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum
Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum