I am William the Navigator, when I rap I spit fire, man
The world is a bitterbal, and I am the deep fryer
My puns are too weak? Take it with a grain of salt (ha ha)
Speech is silver, but the Silent is golden

I'm so complex I eat communion wafers out of a Pringles can
Not complex enough? The wafer was the body of your sister
I travel through time like Putt-Putt
And I honk at your girl from your NOOT NOOT

HM03 on the vaporwave, from the cradle to the grave
Four 4/20 as if it's Adolf's birthday
Cleanse the competition like a true Stalinist
Prepare your oven mitts before I diss all my rivals

Süleyman, your turban is empty
Genghis Khan, you're a Mongol
For Jeanne d'Arc, an anagram: you're a flackering figgot
Did I forget someone? Let me know
Say buddy

Crazy Leo steals your mic, your audience, and your party tent
Put your hands in the air, unless you're Congolese
You get an unpaid internship on my rubber plantation
Or else, wireless bungee jumping from the top floor