[Laylow - ... DE BATARD" ft. Wit./ English lyrics]

[Verse 1: Laylow]
Wow, I open the eyes, I look at the alarm clock, it didn't rang
It's 1 p.m
Fuck, I turn on the tv, you know man, I did not paid attention
It's 3 p.m
I leave the bed, put on a short, the same than yesterday, the Juventus one of 2014
They knock on the door, it's my wife, she's fucking annoying, only saying I'm a bastard
She ain't wrong but I hope she's not onto the messages the neighbor sends far too late
And the worse, dude, is that our daughter saw it all, last monday, the chick was there, I was in boxers
A shitshow, I told her to shut the fuck up, it stays bеtween us, I'll buy her an Iphone
But I have no job, a shitstorm so I turn on thе Playstation, I roll a double paper and hit a big toke

[Bridge]
EA Sports it's in the game
Eh, leave me the fuck alone

[Verse 2: Laylow]
Are you fucking serious? You ain't capable of making an euro with yo' head, there's no dough, and you're playing
When it comes to rolling joint; you're always the first but it's been eighteen month you're claiming welfare, ok
It's already difficult like that, I work six day out of seven for the fam, my boss, a son of a bitch
And we don't even fuck anymore, you lost your balls on top of that, do bugger all, you have a Redtube premium account
Did you noticed? It's been six month the rent hasn't been paid, the bailif leaves letters at the door
And you have a daughter, do you remember? Do you know what she's doing right now? With who? Where? Fuck
I received her report, she's straying off course, only hanging out in the hood, wait actually, I'm gonna call her yeah
[Verse 3: Laylow]
The phone rings but there's no way I'd pick it up, I'm smoking in front of the block, can't be bothered to go to school
There's this guy, he so good-looking but my dad says it's too early, I don't care I saw him cheating on my mom so I do what I want, anyway
I'm thirteen but he find me pretty, he's nineteen, he comes see me in a 206, he tells me
Sweet nothings like: "when do we fuck?", like: "don't worry too much" or: ''it stays between us"
He's so sweet, so sensitive, he makes me feel like someone special but hey
I don't want people to say I'm a hoe, yeah, yeah, yeah but hey fuck others people's opinion so
I get in his ride, he touches my thigh so I stress out, I don't wanna tell him
I look left, I look right, no one saw us except this guy in a black suit

[Verse 4: Wit.]
I arrive to the rendez-vous adress, I saw a girl looking me all weird and a guy tonguing her
I act as if I saw nothing and look away, I continue straight looking for the apartment number 112
I arrive on the door but before knocking, I put my finger on the bull's-eye
He will guess if he reads his mails, me I do my job and clear off before it starts to rain
He says: "Who's there?", I say: "it's Mr. *bip*, I'm here for a seizure
"A seizure here?", I think to myself at least he get that, here sign, it's the letter from the court
He tells me to wait he'll get the money, I say that pieces of dirt like him can only be remove with detergent
I do my inventory, I look at everything of value, good for the auctions and the bonus on my salary, wow
Tell my guys to take the flat screen (hey don't touch that), don't forget the designer clothes and the PS4
I think to myself this family is outrageous, on the walls there's apparent traces, can't wait to clear out (it's disgusting)
And there's the mother, leaning back against a wardrobe, she has tears in her eyes, I tell her to move cause I have to pick it up (fuck)
I'll only leave the parquet, everything can be sold, I'm not sorry, me I do my job
When I told him I had to go, that it was late, he answered: "Fuck, what a bastard life"

[Outro]
- (Laylow): Wow yeah... your story is odd... well keep it up dude
- (Beggar): My friend, hey stay here... where you're going? hey, stay here